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>I'm losing my fucking shit. I don't have any friends in real life. I'm failing university, I'm a retard with major social anxiety, I'm autistic. I don't know what to do 'eens. I'm having serious social withdrawal right now. I got kicked from my online friend circles for who I am now, I genuinely feel like it's over for me at this point. Call me terminally online but that shit was the last thing I had. Now I literally have no one to go to. What the fuck do I do? Where can I make sane friends?
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I'm losing my fucking shit. I don't have any friends in real life. I'm failing university, I'm a retard with major social anxiety, I'm autistic. I don't know what to do 'eens. I'm having serious social withdrawal right now. I got kicked from my online friend circles for who I am now, I genuinely feel like it's over for me at this point. Call me terminally online but that shit was the last thing I had. Now I literally have no one to go to. What the fuck do I do? Where can I make sane friends?
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i stayed up until 3 am jerking off to porn again
i feel like im living inside a never ending loop
it's like this every week, and every week i promise myself it will be the last one
why does it have to be like this bros
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ms paint cartoons thread

post your crap cartoons
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Just fuck off.

JUST.

FUCK.

OFF.

2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers

>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY


You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.

Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
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Niggеr
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women are seething over this image

AI will completely replace all onlyfans whores in the next few years and women as a whole in the next few decades when artificial wombs and better sex bot tech rolls around. men are already offering to pay knowing the girls are AI generated. Imagine your own personalised pornstar who talks to you the way you want. in the future the only way a woman will be able to make money off her body is to physically go out on the street corners in a miniskirt.
we are seeing women lose the only value they ever had in real time. start saving up for your robo waifu now.
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Theres no more whites in Toronto I went shopping today and they all started at me for being white
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Kanye West is the most overrated "artist" of the 21st century
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i fucking hate weekends

i wish i could drink coffee every day
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Original jshshsjqjqg1u
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Uuuuugh....

Im soo heckin bored and tired :/

i wish i could just drink a coffee right now
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I'm sorry that you're offended at the fact that I find these sorts of people viscerally disgusting.
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bollocks
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'eens be like
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Does bbc spam annoy anyone else
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I saw a guy in front of me wrap his arm around his girlfriend and I got so annoyed that I let out a "bruh" under my breath

Made me feel so mediocre as a man and as a person in general. I'm a manlet 17 year old with no friends or any kind of sex life to speak of, besides my porn addiction.
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There are thousands of accounts like this on twitter (milquetoast socdem politics, retweeting shitty meme accounts with Patrick Bateman avis, safe edgy humor (making fun of the French and Britons))
the qt is a reply to a fight video which has blacks screaming like monkeys
do goycattle really?
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I stopped hanging out with my friends because I had strong desires to self-isolate because I love being alone and because they acted like assholes towards me often. Today marks the day when my last friend completely cut contact with me

It's a fucking addiction. I can't even imagine befriending anyone. I'm asocial and also have social anxiety. For the past year and a half, I've been doing nothing in my room. I hung out with them maybe like once a month or so, but now it's all gone.
Yesterday I nearly cried when I looked through some old photos we took in summer 2021. I will never have this again, but I also don't want to talk to people. Never been in a relationship, but I atleast had semi-normal few years.
My mom has been urging me to find a psychologist for nearly a year because apparently spending all my free time locked in my room alone is le bad
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Instead of believing, accept.

There is no proof of flat earth, or gravity. However, there is no proof to the contrary, either. There is no proof that aliens built the pyramids, or that ghosts exist. But there is no proof to the contrary.

What you see is what you choose to believe. Accept what you see, and do not deny other people their right to do the same. Because you will never truly know the truth, you can only accept your own point of view.
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Baby
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/giga/ still closed, that's so black pilling teens...
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The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????


>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE


>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)



>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON



>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY



>WE WILL GO TO MARS



>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS



>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY



>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????



>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US



>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR



>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT



>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?



>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE



{>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY


>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY



>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE



>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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Gym general
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My life feels meaningless and hollow
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homemade pocket pussy general
share/rate designs. regular pocket pussy users welcome to join in too
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Well /r9k/?
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>upstairs on my computer
>hear parents laughing at a movie downstairs
>begin to feel really sad that I'm missing out on a great experience with my family
>remember how many fun times I could have had but spent on a screen instead
Fuck, man. How do I kick my electronic addiction
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I'm fine with a blogposting board, but I wish we named it something jak themed...
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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If the Goblin can get laid why can't you?
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These types of boards are a plague on every imageboard but I guess blogposting neutralplier coal can go here
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im so fucking lonely bros
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Caca poopoo
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Women hate thread
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go fucking kill yourself tiny white pecker nazis
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ban the tranny spamming gore do it now
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dead thread
dead board
dead website
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>became a furry a while ago
>now becoming a brony too
it's over and it's never getting better
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why do people call traps troons?

ive been misgendered so many times its insane, i dont wanna cut my dick off and get boobies, i just like crossdressing and girly things for gods sake
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what is this board kuz
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THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT
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Where is the bathroom?
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the fate of all moids
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Your wounds are purple
Like the veins of cold blood
While you pray for me to end your suffering
I grant you a second chance to remark your regret
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No robot even doe they have that option
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does this coal board have the robot now?
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that's me when i have no girlfriend or something
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I've always liked you
Everything has crumbled
You did this
You manipulated me
You broke my heart in a million of pieces
And you left me destroyed and sad
You've changed so much that I don't recognize you
Now I tell you goodbye
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You seem to look at death
Like some sort of rest
And as the sign of most universal trust
You are sure that death will save you.
And it's one of the saddest things that can happen to you,
Your suicide, the light of the lighthouse that guides the cowards
What is the use of crying so much?
I will not pity your suffering.
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#thuleanbaddie
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being sent to military schol
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why you transophobes love this joke so much?
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I will always be a loser incel with no friends. Why is my life so shit? what did I gain for spamming touhou on a image board dedicated to soyjaks? is my feeble and warped mind rotting at the moment each time i continue to spam oriental cartoons? I'm I a sperg outcast who is rightfully kicked out from society and mocked or i'm i a victim of a cruel and uncaring world?
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I always hated female nature. They're too weak. When I was growing up I used to correct my sisters feminine behavior, being the only boy. It sickened me
I beat them up and try to make them respectable individuals, I would get beat up by my dad after though, but it was worth it to make them normal
Women are flakey. They act like kids and get away with it. I just want to grab one and take them to a boot camp and make them a man. When a woman
gets too nice with me I get disgusted.
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Chud's poop log

29/4/2021 - I pooped twice
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Funny or autistic youtube comments

Hello Chuds ive seen many funny comments in my days on the internet so i wanted to make a thread for these i will start with this
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If you want girlfriends, wear a fake wedding band around town. Western women are attracted to married men like kikes to gold.
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i will post in this thread until i finally get a gf or i kill myself
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You get stared at , but only looks of disgust.

You get smiled at , only the smile is them making fun of you not because they like you.

Want proof I really hate you , I'm just going to push you in front of a school bus , I just didn't like your face and I just didn't like that you were close to me or in front of me , even through I just met you.

You met a girl for the first time , to bad she hates you , how do I know she has been doing nothing other then give you dirty looks.

The only time they talk to you is to tell you how ugly you are.
The jokes you tell in class , they laugh at you not with you , chad is funny , you are the faggot loser we laugh at.

You get laughed at in public.

Go look at getting a job , unfuckable = not work place material.

Want to join a club , I'll make sure you won't get in , you make me uncomfortable uglyoo.
You can't trust your doctors especially your female doctors.

You won't ever have female friends , they hang out with cute boys they see as backups , not uglyoos you might embarrasse me.

Your female siblings won't love you , in fact they will hate you eventually, love they give to the cute siblings not you uglyoo.

Your teachers will treat you badly and might get the class to bully you , sorry they can only love their cute students.

Getting bullied ? Well that's a you problem most people will not care , or will not help you , especially an uglyoo.

Oh your shy , everyone has to be careful around you , you might be a future school shooter

We had to bully you in school it was to funny to mock and make fun off the foreveraloner

chad can have confidence you have arrogance

you should have seen the chats all us had discussing your tiny micro penis

Never had a girlfriend ? Well it must be your shitty personality inkwell, not your disgusting looks . Exercise me while I fuck a gangster.

Suicidal ? We pretend to care for a little bit but deep down we don't care.

Getting hated on for no reason ? Oh it's not your personality, your mure disgusting existence is to much to bure of course I hate you.

Good luck at ever getting love , not even your own mother will say I Love You .

Your own mother dosent want to be seen in public with you , her friends brag about their sons , you embarrass her.

Your own mother also says how much she hates you , and she wishes you will never born.

Oh I asked you out , yeah that was a dare , I was smirking because I couldn't contain my laugh.

You asked a girl out , what a great way to get laughed at or to be bullied or be called a faggot.

Try saving a girls life ? Well you might get sued , chad is the hero you are the creep womanizer.

Try to get to know or start a conversation with a girl , to bad that's harassment, only chad can come up to me.

Stare at my fat ass ? I'm going to get my boyfriend on you to fuck you up , chad can stare and grab everytime he wants.

Think you have a shot with ugly girls or average girls ? Well they often the most crazy about chad and thug dicks.

Your too friendly with children ? Ew you might be a pedo , children are safer with chad not you.

We say it's your personality when in reality we are just shallow we don't want to say it , we rather fuck a ted bundy then you incel.

Getting photos taken of , or have people recording you ? Well we need likes and social media attention , for the laughs as well.

oh we met online and agreed to met in real life , sorry I canceled and don't talk to you because you gross me out

Want to spend time with your female cousins, sorry we hang out with Chad's and cutes in the family not you.

Want to fuck that milf teacher ? Sorry the chad quarterback is probably fucking her raw doggy right now.

Want to fuck that cute Becky with glasses and a nice figure ? Sorry she loves gangbangers and she just laughs at you.

Oh you can't get a girlfriend to fuck you ? Well you must be a pedo or a faggot , it's not us, we just want the top 10% of men.

We have to be nice to you while working at customer service ? I rather not serve you and lose my job.

Oh you jerk off to porn and onlyfans, that's fine loser that's the closest to ass you will get , just make sure it's not me.

To much eye contact is harassment, meanwhile chad can say vile things to me or grab my pussy whenever , in fact I welcome it.

We rather be welfare mommys sharing a common thug then you virgin weirdo
Oh your a feminist ? Your trying to hard . Only Chad can be a feminist chad has been around and inside women to understand us.

Want to forum an incel website to talk about your struggles ? Nope we will shut it down , you speak to much truth we can't have that.

Oh your nice to me ? Well that's flirting and I have a right to not respond
Everything you do you ugly disgusting male is creepy by definition because your ugly.

We hate you because your ugly not because of you.

Oh I have to work in a goeup project with you , I rather take an F.

Oh remember when I said hi to you , yeah I made the biggest eye roll , all I could have thought at that moment is " not this disgusting loser again ".

We love nerdy guys as long if their cute.

Oh your short , well to bad for you midget.

Oh you finally have a girlfriend, well while your working or studying, her pussy is deep on top of chad her true love , you are the useful idiot.

Oh you finally got married , while your out of town chad is fucking me like a dog.

Oh your a former incel , we still hate you and are disgusted by your existence, you going against incels won't change our minds , thanks fucking loser.

All the nice things you do for me are nice , but in the back of my mind my pussy wants chad not you , I want to fuck good looking handsome thugs that are 6 foot tall , chad always get my pussy wet
Chad gets all the women pussy wet , your sister , your mother , your aunt , your teacher , your female pastor , your grandmother , your friend , your cousin , your wife , your girlfriend all of them love chad over something so disgusting, so vile , so ugly , so vomit inducing then you , they deserve love they have good personality because their hot , meanwhile you have a bad personality because you are ugly


We want to turn you away from the blackpill because we need another useful simp idiot , through you will never simp for us , your to ugly and gross for that


All of us at inceltears and incelexit love to make fun of you losers , even those trying to leave the incel mindset or community we still see you as losers and unfuckable, we call you cute just to be nice
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Instead of feeling ashamed of being virgins, get together and shame normalfaggots for having unprotected sex before marriage and for having children they can’t afford. Shame them for being all around irresponsible.
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HE FUCKING WON
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the image that killed /soy/
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How do fat boys get laid?
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It is domestic violence awareness month. This month be aware that women have sex with domestic abusers instead of incels.

Hit Women, Get Laid
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If you are a loser you can say you’re a girl, join girls teams, and blow girls the fuck out in their own sports.
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>aggresively mediocre in every single one of my interests
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>dreamt i made a friend
its fucking OVER
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Uhh straight-brothers?
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>Except:
>There's no robot.
>There's no porn.
>There's no faggot garbage.
>There's no tranny garbage.
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Elliot Rodger soyfacing over Game of Thrones vol. V
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This is a good college for incels. Everyone keeps to themselves, incels are respected, and it is not liberal. The student union is fucking degenerate but through some miracle it stays in their office.
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Full-blooded moon
Watch me
With your lemon-humid
Blind cloth
From childhood you were
Always alive to me
Everything else is unimportant
Everything else is for later
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How and why did MBTI become astrology for men? (and libtards too)
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BRRRUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>AIR IS REAL EVEN THOUGH ITS INVISIBLE TRUST THE SCIENCE CHUD
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Dr. Thomas Meixner

Why are people that mess with incels treated like martyrs? How is it stunning and brave to mess with incels?
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'pinion on the 'grounds?
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>>70568633
>>THOUGH BAD EVEN THOUGH I USE IT ALL THE HECKIN' TIME
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>short king
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.
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>you have so many weird abnormalities in your gait, posture, and overall appearance that you don't notice but everyone else does
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Worm
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new pillow
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cis gf left me because she wanted a gf who was 5'5 and i'm 5'8
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Fuck society and fuck women
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ITT: we figure out the bumo limit of the 'party
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/fembot/ general

Let's talk about the ladies! on the old site of course..
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I'm a manlet
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nare
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is there hope for me? should I just give up and try to be a femboy or transition or something?
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>tfw 5'8 browncel beta
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I have autism.
When I tried weed, it made me miserable and out of control for hours.
I can’t get high. I can’t stand alcohol. I have to live this miserable life sober.
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>rejected an invitation from someone I love AGAIN because i'm terrified of fucking everything up
How the fuck do I get over APD?
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>be me (white chudcel)
>talk to egirl from 4cuck '9k
>she is really into me, wants to meet up
>asks about my penis size
>decide to tell her the truth
>get ghosted
Its over for twpcels. share more stories about interactions with egirls
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How do women not deserve domestic violence when they date domestic abusers instead of us?
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Why do females do this?
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its fucking OVER
how am i supposed to cope with this shit
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>tfw no girlfriend
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The east wind blows over the water, the sun sits by the hill,
Though spring has come, the idleness persists.
Fallen blossom is scattered amid wine and tinkling pendants by the rail,
She listens to playing and singing in a drunken daze.
The pendants are now silent, her evening wear undone,
For what man's sake is she to dress her hair?
Her fair appearance too will pass as time slips by,
At dusk, she leans alone upon the railing.
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I wanna die, im a 5'8 beta male virgin and all women are whores
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St. Elliot

This thread is in honor of St. Elliot.
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why the fuck does my nigger classmate get away with bullying me just because hes black
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>be me
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I cheated

I got 100% on a math test I cheated on and everyone, teachers and parents, congratulated me.

Why do I feel bad now, though?
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Is having sex with a transgender escort
based or -ACK?
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>school tommorow
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nigger
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WOMEN DON'T LIKE ME
REPORT >>>/soy/297540 FOR HARASSMENT UNTIL SOOT SEE'S IT AND BAN HIM HE'S A SKINWALKER
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right-wing comedy be like
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>life going well
>don't browse 4chan often/at all
>life feeling like shit
>start browsing 4chan frequently
R: 2 / I: 0
Enjoy watching a woman get what she deserves.
https://youtu.be/j6-WzGtb-uk
R: 1 / I: 0
>r9k is back
INCEL BROS WE FUCKING WON
R: 0 / I: 0

MINECRAFT SIKN!!

hey guys! my name is jaxxon smith and for my 10st birfday my mommy got me a minecraft skin and entro!!!! pls no hate i just wanted to show you this!
R: 3 / I: 0
I’ve seen women consent to dogs. I’ve heard of women consenting to domestic abusers and drug dealers. But women have never consented to me.
R: 5 / I: 2
Soyjak.party? What a piece of fucking shit! I would rather play a Nintendo SHITcube game than lurk this fucking site!
R: 0 / I: 0
New Stonetoss political cartoon
R: 5 / I: 1
this is my girlfriend and i reall y love her
R: 3 / I: 0
I hate going to work, it's so serious and dull and gray and boring and everyone is so stern. I just want to eat a homemade apple pie made by mum and watch the leaves fall while we laugh at our retarded dog try to hump its own mouth.
R: 16 / I: 2
just fapped AMA
R: 38 / I: 6
>"WOMEN ARE REAL BECAUSE... THEY JUST ARE! OKAY?!?!"
>"YES, I AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO HYPNOSIS, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SUBJECT MATTER?"
>"DUDE, I SWEAR I HAD SEX WITH WOMEN!"
R: 0 / I: 0
A toast to /r9k/
R: 1 / I: 0
thank you kuzzy
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 0 / I: 0
KUZ REMOVE THIS FUCKING BLOGPOSTING INCEL BOARD NOBODY USES FUCK
R: 8 / I: 5
remove this board
R: 32 / I: 4
My computer got damaged and I had to take it for repair.
What happened is that my hard drive got burned out and they had to replace it, the horrible thing is that I lost all my 'jaks and other reaction pictures.
I lost all my Gems and I no longer have the motivation to continue using SoyjakParty.
It's truly over for me.
R: 2 / I: 1
i'm ashamed to tell my psychologist that i have an soyjak.party addiction. Should i do or no?
R: 1 / I: 1

Fuck Women

Women Denied!
https://youtu.be/ZH8baKOPYX8
R: 21 / I: 2
I finally did it. I dragged the knife across my arm hard enough to draw blood.
I'm edgy. I'm retarded. I'm mentally ill. I'm subhuman. And I finally did it. It looks so nice. I love the dark red color.
R: 2 / I: 1
I found a conservative woman. Her number is +1(413)206-9589.
R: 2 / I: 0
Over for Gigachadcels
R: 9 / I: 0
I’m going to die in my 50s. I will probably be homeless long before then.
R: 4 / I: 0
I touched a woman’s hair. I was not impressed.
R: 3 / I: 1
I want to become famous so i can say nigger and never apologise
R: 3 / I: 0

Feeling really soy right now

>just got a 3 day ban from 4chan
>family is at home the entire weekend so I can't reset my IP
Fucking hell, I am never jakkin' /a/ again on a weekend.
R: 5 / I: 1
rate me /r9k/
R: 16 / I: 0
oh my science
R: 6 / I: 1
Johnny Young isn’t fat, he’s skinny. So why won’t women have sex with this fit man?
R: 10 / I: 0
I know karma exists because domestic violence only happens to women that don’t date me. Burn the coal pay the toll.
R: 1 / I: 0
STONE ISLAND BUT WITHOUT THE STONE
LORE ALERT!!! LORE ALERT!!! LORE ALERT!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
I NEED COPYPASTAS NOW
the only ones i have are:
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the local mcdonalds, it’s so SMELLY and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite RESTURANTS AND CONSUMER BRANDS. you should totally come on down to my local Mcdonalds, it’s got RED and WHITE walls and everything, we can order up a nice Mc-combo or Big Mac and get crazy watching some Ronalded Porn on Clowngrish.com! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE- listen here, right, it’s a GAY BAR where us CELEBERTIES who do INFLUENCING can go DRINK BCC CUM. BUT!!!! it’s also an GAY SEX SHOP like when we were becoming sissies for BRC, so we can play with BIG MASSIVE DANGLING MONSTROUS CLOWN DICKS, without dumb Dr.Dre and Jay Z bothering us. speaking of which kim and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting Hamburgler to prep the CLOWN BULL tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money hiring other Clowns to have sex with us so we can spend more on ourselves and our CLOWN BABIES. i’m fuckin A SISSY man, i’m gonna SLAM this big clown dick and pop open another one in my bussy!!!
And
Are nigger males becoming more and more susceptible to hermaphroditism? It seems as if the more GMO-based, onions-infused, MSG-laden fast food that niggers eat, the more their genetic make-up is being reshaped to be hosts for BCC (Big Clown Cock). I think we'll see a day when the nigger "male" effectively ceases to exist, and just becomes another walking womb for clownbabies, the same way nigger females already are.
R: 11 / I: 0
I can hear a party and happy people outside my window again
R: 1 / I: 0
hindu unity sarrs
R: 1 / I: 0
Sneed
R: 0 / I: 0
you niggas be like
R: 3 / I: 0
poopies :)
R: 4 / I: 0
sootie do you play footie ahahaha--ACK!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
Do you ever looked at a thing you masturbate to and felt disgusted
R: 3 / I: 0
sootie do you play footie ahahaha--ACK!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
>I'm buying alcohol again
R: 1 / I: 0
>Shoulders too wide for large shirts
>XL is too baggy
R: 7 / I: 1
Its over
R: 2 / I: 0
they're friends :)
R: 1 / I: 1
chuds.... i think we wasted the /r9k/ get. It's over
R: 0 / I: 0
,
R: 3 / I: 0
Garrison won.
R: 6 / I: 1
is it possible to get a cute girlfriend if i have no job, no friends, no family, no skills and am socially retarded?
R: 2 / I: 0
my throat hurts when i swallow
R: 1 / I: 0
She wanted Chad, she got Chad.
R: 6 / I: 0
It is only morally acceptable to fap to minecraft porn
R: 4 / I: 0
would i make for a good 'jak?
R: 1 / I: 0
I had a dream last night where I got into an argument with my mom about what the point of my life was after she got mad at me for not wanting to work a wagie job
she didn't like the fact I spent my time on my garden and writing, instead wanting me to finish out my bachelors degree and get a terrible office wagie job
in the end, she ended up disliking my aspirations for a simple life that focused on minimalism and studying philosophy. she thought we were incompatible people despite, effectively disowning me in the end of the dream

what does any of this mean, if anything at all?
R: 0 / I: 0
>YOU WILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!! NOT ME!!
R: 2 / I: 1
roastie sisters.... is it truly over?
R: 4 / I: 1
daily bbc general #453
R: 6 / I: 0
uglybros... there's hope
R: 0 / I: 0
Women BTFO!
R: 5 / I: 1
Comics thread
R: 7 / I: 2
How does this make you robots feel?
R: 6 / I: 3
my breath smells like shit
R: 3 / I: 0
I’m glad there’s a contactless delivery option so I don’t have to meet the delivery guy and give him a tip.
R: 5 / I: 0
I quit smoking weed today
R: 8 / I: 0
how do I look?
R: 0 / I: 0
I want a girlfriend just to gaslight her
R: 8 / I: 0
I'm bored. What should I do?
R: 11 / I: 2
for my fem-jakkers and 'cafe girls: is this true?
R: 2 / I: 1
>waaaah waaah I want girlfriend
>waah waaah i hate womeeeen
god shut the fuck up
R: 2 / I: 0
>yellow fever bad even tho your children will look nothing like you therefore when you leave them they won't recognize you
R: 0 / I: 0
>white people good even though they don't got that BBC
R: 8 / I: 2
Should you hate femoids?
R: 2 / I: 0
Told my mom about why I'm scared to go outside and am scared of dying. She thinks I'm crazy, but I felt a little better. Even tho I had to tell them some embarrassing stories for context.
R: 0 / I: 0
>I AM GOD HERE
R: 2 / I: 0
The duality of gender.
R: 8 / I: 2
Alright which one of you is this.
https://youtu.be/KYppBHnJ3t8
R: 23 / I: 4
She likes me back. How do I not fuck this up
R: 9 / I: 2
>My friend who has long ass greasy hair, doesn't shower and literally brings a DDLC yuri body pillow to school got himself a gf
R: 1 / I: 0

/lgbt/ - lgbt general

Why are trannies and bottoms so ticklish??
R: 3 / I: 1
One million people have died from covid.
Most nurses are women.
I wonder why they died.
R: 8 / I: 1
Who cares about looks more, men or women?
R: 10 / I: 5
Are you afraid of nuclear war?
R: 12 / I: 1
say her name, incel.party
R: 1 / I: 2
I'm addicted to nigger weed
R: 0 / I: 0
Poopfartshit
R: 18 / I: 1
i look like a combination of a24 and cobson
R: 10 / I: 0
I found $200 on the floor in a grocery store.
R: 4 / I: 0
whoelse here /neverhadanyfriends/?
And yes, internet friends count, you normals need to get out.
R: 0 / I: 0
>convo with femoid
>all looking good
>ask if she likes anime
>she ghosts me
Every single time.
R: 7 / I: 0
If girls stopped with their bullshit this wouldn’t have happened.
R: 7 / I: 2
>have to do assignment that is due in 3 hours
>decide to waste 1 hr on sharty
>waste another 45 minutes masturbating
now we are here. i do not think i can finish my work.
R: 12 / I: 1
i wanna start smoking cigarettes. where can i get them (not 21)
R: 1 / I: 0
if there was a cure for autism would you take it?
R: 13 / I: 5
Dreamt about a friend from 8 years ago, this whole "no friends" thing is really starting to take it's toll on me.
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh My Fauci...
R: 7 / I: 0
Are people genuinely upset over MUH NO GF. Do dumb cunts really hold that much power over your life? Are you seriously letting yourself feel bad over some boring roastie?
R: 3 / I: 2
BUILT FOR BIG ROMANIAN JAK
R: 0 / I: 0
New luv
R: 35 / I: 6
>tfw 5'11.5
bottoming for men can't be that bad.....
R: 40 / I: 3
that video disguised as a swedejak video has fucked me up for life dude. it’s so disgusting. who was that man? are they in jail now, rotting forever? does anyone know the story? god i want to fucking throw up man. i’ve never seen something so horrific. i don’t know if i can stay here any longer man. i never want to see something like that for as long as i live.
R: 2 / I: 0

Soyteen Advice Corner

'teens should look after 'teens. Post your questions about life and try your best to provide advice to others when they need it. Let this be a place for making sure that 'teens are happy, healthy, and on the right track. Topics may include, but aren't limited to:
>Educational Advice
>Resume Reviews
>Emotional Support
>Financial Advice
>Body Building
>Proper Dieting
>Networking Advice

Lets see if this goes well and see if we can have a constructive thread on the sharty's r9k.
R: 3 / I: 1
Soyjaking isn't enough anymore I am thinking about being obnoxious for fun in real life. I want to pretend to be a crypto bro type character and tell people retarded shit like my boss said I'm going to be the next Jeffery Epstien.
R: 15 / I: 6
I think I might actually be trans
R: 1 / I: 1
>he just came out
R: 5 / I: 2
my hens got killed by a marten, no more eggs
R: 0 / I: 0
It feels like watching people driving on buses...
... and I watch them go places while I'm stuck at the bus stop. Everyone seems to have a ticket and be going places, but I don't. I don't know where to get a ticket, I don't know where I want to go.

I hear different ideas from some that change busses on my stop, they tell me stories from their journeys and who they've met and what's their next stop, and I listen and nod, but it sounds so fake. "And where did you get your ticket?", "I don't know, I just have it! You should too". But I don't.

I try to get on some bus anyway but feel uneasy. I don't have a ticket after all. I feel like I'm an intruder, I don't belong on this bus and the direction I'm heading doesn't feel right, no matter which I choose. I might try to fit in with the rest of the passengers but eventually I'm either caught riding without a ticket or decide the pretending and stress is too much.

So I get off at the next stop. And I sit on the bench and watch the busses go and the sun set.
R: 8 / I: 0

/feels/

feels thread
anyone?
R: 1 / I: 0
Why are there so many TERFs in the japan?
R: 12 / I: 1
do you think I can get a gf?
R: 9 / I: 3
>hmm, femoid, what could this mean?
>well the "oid" suffix indicates that it is resembling or like "fem"
>"fem"? what could this mean? sounds short for female or feminine.
>the existance of the "oid" suffix implies that it is not quite "fem", instead like or resembling it.
>how can someone be like a female/femine but not quite resemble one?
>perhaps they are robotic in a way and only act like a woman, without truly being human.
>however then the term "humanoid" would be more applicable
>"femoid" must mean someone who resembles however deviates from females specifically and not a broader catergory
>hmmm...
>....
>...
>...
>eureka! thats it! "femoid" means tranny!
R: 6 / I: 2
WhEre cReaTiviTy MatTerS
R: 3 / I: 1
bbc is so hot i dont care if its troon behavior i just love bbc i wish i could take bbc with my bussy and girly white boy mouth all year and making sure not a single drop of jamal's or tyrone's cum gets on the floor i dont know how people dislike it
R: 2 / I: 2
>feel suicidal
>lay on bed
>accidentally hit phone
>"Space Song (slowed to perfection)" starts playing
R: 0 / I: 0
Porn is gross.
R: 5 / I: 1
I failed at life.
R: 7 / I: 0
.
R: 7 / I: 4
Why is the sharty too slow and lonely? I'm even more depressed than before
R: 0 / I: 0
poop
R: 0 / I: 0
If only my philtrum to chin ratio wasn't so big I would be a HTN at the very least
R: 6 / I: 2
How do you find girls online? I'm not good looking enough for tinder and I'm not old enough for boomer shit like CMB
A lot of normalfags seem to find girls via zuccbook but it's not an option for me, they'd immediately sniff out my autism
R: 0 / I: 0
Uglybros..i am ashamed
R: 3 / I: 2
How do you enjoy your daily BBC? I prefer mine rubbed with hand sanitizer and a pinch of salt
R: 5 / I: 0
new 'jak
R: 4 / I: 0
i need a link to this that works
R: 3 / I: 1
whats with boomers and gen x'ers and trusting doctors 100% uncritically
R: 8 / I: 4
Please… Someone… Anyone… Anime ERP with me… Please… I need it….
R: 10 / I: 0
I am a 34 year old virgin.
R: 0 / I: 0
Whats the point of an r9k with no robot?
R: 0 / I: 0
what even is the point of r9k without the fucking robot?
R: 3 / I: 0
do femcels exist?
R: 7 / I: 1
I've told my parents that I would like to be emitted. they are calling the hospital rn. see you guys in a month.
R: 5 / I: 1
Why are teenagers so fucking mean?
R: 0 / I: 0
daily reminder that:

>you're uglier than you think

>you're probably not funny/smart/sweet or have any other redeeming quality
>there isn't someone compatible
>you don't deserve love
>even if you put in some work to make yourself a better potential partner and meet more people, you can't find love
>if something is out of your control, just give up.

We're not gonna make it, soybros
R: 2 / I: 0
i was stung by a scorpion today
R: 0 / I: 0
>Are you, uh, a real villain?
>Well, uh, technically... nah.
R: 2 / I: 1
i was stung by a scorpion today
R: 0 / I: 0
>You not being a homophobic piece of shit
R: 3 / I: 1
Is there anything better than dyke domestic violence?
R: 10 / I: 2
people always think i'm a trannie or some shit and everytime they ask for my pronouns
not just irl but online too
it annoys me so much
i'm just a male with xyy chromosomes
R: 5 / I: 0
What is summer camp like?
R: 8 / I: 2
This is ur new gf
enjoy
R: 6 / I: 0
>m*m dead named me
R: 11 / I: 2
getting killed by the smell
R: 6 / I: 4
in this thread you cheer me on to finish my homework
R: 0 / I: 0
Meeting you with a view to a kill
Face to faces, secret places, feel the chill
Night fall covers me
But you know the plans I'm making
Still overseas,
Could it be the whole lot opening wide
A sacred why
A mystery gaping inside
A week is why
Until we dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
The choice for you is the view to a kill
Between the shades assassination standing still
First crystal tears,
Fallen of snowflakes on your body
First time in years
To drench you skin of lover's rosy stain
A chance to find the phoenix for the flame
A chance to die
But can we dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
When all we see is the view to a kill
R: 1 / I: 0
Since this is /r9K/ can we talk about our wizard status?
I'm 9 months away from becoming one.
R: 1 / I: 1

poo thread

poo thread
i pooped
R: 12 / I: 2

why do fags get so upset over MUH VIRGINTEE

i like being a virgin, im not asexual by any means but the actual act of sex with another person is leagues different than just cooming to le porn
i just cant imagine myself ever having sex, i feel proud and secure knowing my virginity is untainted by the vile tendrils of a femoid
R: 4 / I: 0
this is where all the attractive girls live
R: 8 / I: 2
>mom asks me to fix slow phone
>begin closing tabs
>unironically find blacked cuckquean porn
I wish I was shitposting.
R: 2 / I: 3
I have a twp but don't want to marry an asian because its miscegenation, what do?
R: 0 / I: 0
no bot?
wtf sootykins?
R: 3 / I: 0
Saw a couple of amateur vaginas on r/sounding that were brown, hairy, and wet. I literally felt like I was going to hurl. Pussies are kind of fucking nasty.
R: 1 / I: 1

fuck

rocky faggot
R: 3 / I: 0
im afraid that i will never be loved
R: 2 / I: 0
the 'arty really is a marvel of a subculture that let's me feel at home doing stupid shit and enjoying myself with others. It's a nice break from my unfulfilling and almost unbearable studies in college. I love and appreciate you all, please take care of yourselves, and please keep the 'arty going.
R: 3 / I: 0
Say what you want about domestic abusers but they do get laid, and we don’t.
R: 0 / I: 0
I just can’t stop stealing soyjak.party gets after noticing that soyjak.party keeps steeling 4chan gets.
R: 3 / I: 0
Why are the only fat fucks that women date black and brown fat fucks?
R: 0 / I: 0
I ted crying at my driving lessons today
R: 3 / I: 2

/drugfeel/

/drugfeel/ thread
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 0 / I: 0
>no more sticky saying there are no fag or tranny content in soy/r9k/
HUFF HUFF... HUFF HUFF...
SOOT?!
NO MORE NO FAG STICKY AND THEREFORE I SEE 'CADO ON THE FRONT PAGE?
SOOT?!
R: 7 / I: 2
It's my birthday in a few minutes. Another year ends with me feeling unsatisfied. I don't want this loop to continue, I don't have forever to live. Here's hoping things change for the better this year.
R: 0 / I: 0
what i do to femoids that reject me
R: 1 / I: 0
My cheese got sniffed and I had to take it for repair.
What happened is that my missed threads got deleted and they had to replace it, the horrible thing is that I lost all my 'cheese and other reaction pictures.
I lost all my Senor Huveos and I no longer have the motivation to continue using SoyjakParty.
It's truly smells like cheese.
R: 0 / I: 0
Why are frogniggers like this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>look up any philosophers early life section
>his father died when he was a toddler
>realize the entirety of human history is daddy issues
R: 0 / I: 0
Now is the time to take advantage and order desperate Ukrainian brides to lose your virginity to.
R: 0 / I: 0
Did you go outside today?
R: 4 / I: 1
how to deal with the urges to brutally rape and cannibalize young women
R: 1 / I: 0
i was watching a meme where nikocado was naked and i got a fucking boner. i’m not sure if it was from the video or unrelated but i don’t know to fucking rationalize this for myself
R: 3 / I: 0
how do you deal with someone you've considered a great friend for a long time hating you now? i dont even need to be friends with them again, i would even settle for having one last talk and then keeping our distance. i just dont want things to end on such a sour note...
R: 0 / I: 0
I like how karma uses Chad to avenge us with domestic violence.
R: 6 / I: 3
what is classified as /r9k/ culture
R: 11 / I: 2
Why does this cesspool has an /r9k/ board? I thought you guys hated trannies and blogposting avatarfags, and seems you guys don't want to be associated with 4chan but you've adopted one the most gay and shitty boards next to /bant/ and /b/
R: 0 / I: 0

Chuds poop log

pooped 2/21/21
R: 0 / I: 0
kjhsdfkjhsdfkjhsdkjfshdf
R: 6 / I: 4
some have told me I have male cougar eyes
some have told me I have schizo eyes
but in truth, what are they?
R: 4 / I: 0
my cousin just sent me an invitation to her wedding. How do I politely say that I don't care to go?
R: 3 / I: 1
Somebody post this without context on real /r9k/
R: 1 / I: 1
i hope that's a girl
R: 3 / I: 0
should i switch to online school? i feel like if i keep doing this im going to snap and hurt myself or others
R: 8 / I: 0
i think my mental state is deteriorating really swiftly to the point i’m feeling i’m losing it. should i seek treatment? not just therapy like i mean treatment treatment
R: 7 / I: 2
I hate civil engineering I hate it I hate it I hate it I don't want to be an excel monkey I'm going to switch to forestry, I'd lose the last two years of work and graduate a year later for a harder and worse paying job but I'd enjoy it more, every rational thought says to get the engineering degree, the math isn't an issue i"m a smart guy the workload isn't that bad I just don't like it, hold me soybros what should I do
R: 34 / I: 10
I have autism. I tried marijuana twice and it made me miserable for hours. What would happen if I tried lsd or shrooms?
R: 1 / I: 1
I had a nightmare where I was playing with my gf and then she ran away so I followed her down a waterfall and when I came out I had been turned into a girl and forced to be a rich princes gf and I spent years being his gf while secretly searching for a way to save my gf and escape and eventually I found my gf as one of the wifes of the king and eventually I decided to fight back and save her but then I woke up what does this all mean????????????
R: 2 / I: 0
Why do women complain and bitch and moan about muh periods so much when all they need to do is have sex with some lonely virgin every so often to never have periods again?
R: 23 / I: 3
i think i'll try nofap until I have a natural wet dream, this is getting out of hand. cooming literally multiple times a day for the past 6 years
R: 4 / I: 0
I was miserable my whole childhood. I am miserable now.
Life sucks.
R: 3 / I: 1
NEETchads won
R: 0 / I: 0
>mfw when foids
R: 0 / I: 0
frogs are sharty culture
R: 1 / I: 0
What happened to my blog thread?
R: 0 / I: 0
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9999
>now with no robot
R: 1 / I: 0
Don't talk to me unless your room looks like this.
R: 3 / I: 0
I’m trying to stop my porn addiction, Im on Day 2. what should I do when I feel like jerking off to take my mind off things?
R: 19 / I: 3
My porn addiction is getitng worse bros
every night i have half lucid dreams filled with porn but I can only watch. I literally dream of looking at internet porn
R: 11 / I: 0
this little chink whore has been making me cum buckets with her videos
https://youtube.com/c/LisaNguyen
R: 0 / I: 0
>just be a pedofile bro
R: 1 / I: 0
i called a black woman a negress and got peppered
R: 9 / I: 5
If normalfaggots are so smart, why can’t they even treat autism?
R: 2 / I: 0
HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS
HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳1?/1😱//1😳/1111!!!! Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳😳😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚📚📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!!!!!11 Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳😳????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000000000000 iq moves in their videos..... YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!??!?!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪🤪🤪📚📚📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜😜😜😜😜😜??!?!? such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑😜😜😜💰💰 It can also mean gay 😳😳😳😳

Among us society
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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/passgen/

We decide if you pass or not.
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tfw no gf
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When's the last time you showered!

I last took a shower 19 days ago!
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I'm about to drink McDonald's lemonade
wish me luck
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I live on the edge.
I have niggas who want to kill me
Its not fun
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To soot (This thread is also on /qa/)

Soot are you really this fucking sick? You fucking remove 9/11 videos but leave up illegal content? You made a fucking board about a 9 year old nazi? You leave up fucking doxxing threads? Yet you delete simple shitpost. Soot I will stop using this site if you do not tell me what the fuck this is all about? What I'm getting from this is that your a pedo racist CIA agent? Soot...You'r a sick mother fucker. Please kindly remove this site for the greater good.
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missed cheese
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I hate being banned. My one outlet to discuss my feels is gone. Now I need to struggle with them alone. :(
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Arggghh I'm listening to breakcore and browsing the 'party and am feeling FEELS god damn it
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>tfw no soyjaker boyfriend
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The only thing I desire in life is a soyteen gf. Do they even exist bros?
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Social justice is when normalfaggots do drugs even though they get to be normal, then become homeless.
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A cute lonh haired boy said hi to me, then II walked bakc and he smiled.
Now I will be sad and think about how I will never have a bf for weeks.
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What's the female equivalent of a chud?
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I have 0 irl friends and I have 0 online friends.
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i'm going to get checked up in like 20 minutes because i've been really sick these past few days
feels like my skull's cracked and the upper part of it is expanding, my stomach's felt completely empty even though i'm eating regularly, i've vomited, have insomnia and others
i love you soybros
hope it's not anything too bad
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nipple thread

post your nipples
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music do be making me lose cunt troll tho?
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im bored
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i am nestorian christian
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Today is my 30th birthday.
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Why arent you her boyfriend anon?
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>tfw I say that and look like that
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Mfers be like
>trooning out was a good decision
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>tfw no gf
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my chest do be hurting lately nonetheless
maybe eating junk food, smoking and not exercising at all for months straight wasn't a good idea
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>>>>crossboard soydueling
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Yesterday I washed my teeth for the first time this year
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>be gone for couple of weeks
>ask dad to return a book to libary for me
>It would take him 15 fucking seconds and its on a way he walks everyday
>He "didn't have time"
>He did have time to steal my sport bets and cash them in a point 1 hour away from home
Give me one reason I shouldnt hate my family
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I ate many sardines today and now my piss smells like fish
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discord site
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I never had a Thanksgiving dinner with my parents. My job made me and other employees Thanksgiving dinner. That’s the only way I would have one.
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How do you overcome and ultimately cope with nostalgia from your good old days?
I cannot forget how both 2018 and 2019 were the peak of my life, which nowadays has become so awful now, specially with this shitty pandemic going on.
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Did you have a treehouse when you were a kid, or is that just something from cartoons?
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Friday night drinkin by myself again thread
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What is a Thanksgiving dinner like?
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>lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
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Me on no fap november though
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>now with no robot
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Why are zoomers like this
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I might be spreading the virus all over the place and I feel guilty
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i still cringe about things that happened 10+ years ago
i cant live like this, how do i stop
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I love my jakker friends, when the life is hard I can load the party and smile.
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Should I go to sleep?
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I got covid again, I hope I don't kill my grandma with it
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Just spitted in my brother whiskey bottle 3 times, I'm gonna do it again!
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I have never had a connection with anyone in my whole life and feel alienated by everyone around me.
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>mfw when I didn't have my onw computer untill I was 18 and I still turned out to be an internet weirdo.
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I would fuck myself so much, if autosexuality is gay than everyone whos not gay is a fucking loser
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Where are the robots

Hi guys I'm new. This sub is called Robot9999, but I don't see any? What's going on?
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my friend got a gf but at least i have you guys
i want to kill myself
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This is what it looks like inside the women’s bathroom.
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im so fucking lonely bros
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I will never be loved by someone

I'm a 5 4 spic in highschool with 0 fucking friends anyways how the fuck do i cope with my reality
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who else /nopoop/?
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i will probably never get a gf and even if i managed to get one (doubt) she'd become disgusted by me the moment she realizes i'm a virgin
it's literally over
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WE WANT SEX
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Check out my nail.
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I’ve begun the slow and arduous process of scanning my family album. This scanner is slow.
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>tfw 165 pounds
>try to bulk
>163 pounds
it's over lads
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Gender Euphoria is a psychological condition which consists of comfort or even joy when thinking about one's true Gender identity, often accompanied by a strong desire to change one's sex to better match their identity or to be called the correct gendered language.

Euphoria can be focused upon bodily attributes, treatment from others. It is possible for nonbinary people to feel gender euphoria too, for much the same reasons as binary transgender people. Ashley and Ellis describe it as a distinct enjoyment or satisfaction caused by the correspondence between the person’s gender identity and gendered features associated with a gender other than the one assigned at birth.

Much like gender dysphoria is the state of a person being distressed by their body and wanting to attain the body of their correct gender, gender euphoria is the state of a person liking the features of the body of the correct gender and wanting to attain them because of that. Both are factors which cause people to transition, only one puts the emphasis on the person's current body and the impossibility to live normally in it while the other puts the emphasis on their future body and the desire to live normally in it.

Gender euphoria is an experience transgender and non-binary individuals feel instead of or along with gender dysphoria. A trans or non-binary person may feel gender euphoria by presenting as the gender they identify with and/or by using their preferred pronouns.
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>incel
>racist
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>Psychiatrist prescribes me Abilify
>Says it has low risk of weight gain and gynecomastia
>1 month later
>Gained 15 fucking pounds
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>Search CBT
>Nothing Found

6'3 171lbs
2 years lifting PPL