>>7363IN A WORLD
>*pans in to Vaush convention *>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as…>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!">*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rainAll around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty">Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?">"Oh my Zelensky…racism is fucked">Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name>*beat*>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?">Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewersBWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the backgroundBWEEEEEW
>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!">Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows>"Gentlemen… I believe I may be of assistance here.">*earth shattering fart noise*PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*>Chud "based!">this summer is going to be!>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>BLACKED>BLACKED NOTE: part 1>Rated PG 13