/pol/ - Politics

I have a question concerning your friend and co-janitor. The darling of reddit. Gaius Jannyus Caesar.
Why does his treadmill remain empty? Why does he not lose weight? His illegal deletions are over.
/tv/ is long since on it's knees. Why does Janny keep our brave posters from their baneposts and off topic threads.
For eight long years he has gorged himself like a wolf on the pockets of heat. And thereby made himself monstrously fat. Why?!
Why does he ply the mob with inconsistent deletions and blacked threads. Why?!
Why has he deleted the posts of every anon in this very thread? WHY!
I'll tell you why he does these things.
He wants to buy himself a moderatorship
He wants to destroy our board culture
AND RULE /tv/ AS A BLOODY TYRANT!

THEREFORE I MOVE THAT THE JANNIES TENURE AS A FREE AGENT TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY, THAT HIS POWERS BE DISBANDED, THAT HE BE RECALLED TO /QA/ TO ANSWER CHARGES OF ILLEGAL DELETIONS, HEFT, REDDITPOSTING, AND TREASON!