/r/ - Requests

I NEED COPYPASTAS NOW
the only ones i have are:
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the local mcdonalds, it’s so SMELLY and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite RESTURANTS AND CONSUMER BRANDS. you should totally come on down to my local Mcdonalds, it’s got RED and WHITE walls and everything, we can order up a nice Mc-combo or Big Mac and get crazy watching some Ronalded Porn on Clowngrish.com! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE- listen here, right, it’s a GAY BAR where us CELEBERTIES who do INFLUENCING can go DRINK BCC CUM. BUT!!!! it’s also an GAY SEX SHOP like when we were becoming sissies for BRC, so we can play with BIG MASSIVE DANGLING MONSTROUS CLOWN DICKS, without dumb Dr.Dre and Jay Z bothering us. speaking of which kim and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting Hamburgler to prep the CLOWN BULL tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money hiring other Clowns to have sex with us so we can spend more on ourselves and our CLOWN BABIES. i’m fuckin A SISSY man, i’m gonna SLAM this big clown dick and pop open another one in my bussy!!!
And
Are nigger males becoming more and more susceptible to hermaphroditism? It seems as if the more GMO-based, onions-infused, MSG-laden fast food that niggers eat, the more their genetic make-up is being reshaped to be hosts for BCC (Big Clown Cock). I think we'll see a day when the nigger "male" effectively ceases to exist, and just becomes another walking womb for clownbabies, the same way nigger females already are.