It has been over 50 years since COBOL was released and there has yet to be a single language as gemmy as COBOL. >BOOHOO But is freakin verbose! That can't possible be gemmy!!I have testosterone in my body so I can handle it.>Its old and out of date!

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Chud 08/09/23 (Wed) 16:39:19 №14217

It has been over 50 years since COBOL was released and there has yet to be a single language as gemmy as COBOL.
>BOOHOO But is freakin verbose! That can't possible be gemmy!!
I have testosterone in my body so I can handle it.
>Its old and out of date! My modern language can do everything yours can and its much more up to date
Counter point: Trannies program in your language, so you lose

Chud 08/10/23 (Thu) 04:08:05 №14238

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>>14217

Chud 08/10/23 (Thu) 04:12:36 №14239

>>14217
>I have testosterone in my body so I can handle it.
gnuschizo are you transitioning??

Chud 08/10/23 (Thu) 04:14:56 №14240

>I have testosterone in my body so I can handle it.
yeah sure mister 12 year old girl

Chud 08/10/23 (Thu) 06:34:32 №14242

>>14240
>>14239
THIS NIGGA IS NOT HAPPY 💀💀💀

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Here’s a fun anecdote that you may find funny
By the 1990s legacy COBOL code was so fucking poisoned by IF statements and AND IF statements that they introduced something called “structured COBOL” which is just cobol but without IF statements. Pic related is the cobol section of the library