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[Last 50 Posts]
Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...
...until now!
You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!
>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.
The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.
!!!DISCLAIMER!!!
Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.
№368
Actual fucking datamining, thers a script in there that tries to access your camera
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>>368https://www.netlify.com/customers/it's a legit website the COVID Tracking Project uses it
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>>367gem. I dont care if it is datamining as I do not have a camera
№379
its too hard please nerf the rate at which chuds quote me :(
№380
>>367what part are you stuck on? the very beginning?
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>>379I beat it so it's playable though.
Also there's a hint in a halfway. :o
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>>380i can sometimes get past the tunnel but i cant get past the chud zone they kill me instantly
№383
I clicked the mp4, but it said it was corrupted. did I get datamined? is it over?
№384
SOOT DELETE THIS NOW
№385
do not click datamining
in fact do not even watch the videos
№386
>>382[spoiler] press I P or C to use a stronger attack [/spoiler]
№389
>>386This, but it's spoiler xD
№390
Furthest I have gotten is the part after the chud zoo
№391
>>390Tbh I should make a CP (checkpoint) after the chud zoo. :c
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>>391>CPactual datamining
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>>373looks like a gem to me
№397
>>396Tbh I didn't really killed thoughers. :0
I have never seen serialshooterchud bullets in this place. :0
№398
is OP actually FAL?
№400
>>398i dont think so, just a tranny
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>>398no he seems to be euro
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>>398No, this is my first day in my life posting on any chan despite watching 4chon from circa 2014. ;_;
№405
klejnot
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>>398IDK his english is pretty bad but the game is based
>>397I think it is a glitch but I will keep trying to beat it
№409
can you download it for offline play, cough?
№411
>>409if it is a javascript then i dont see why not
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>>406Tbh it may work differetly on a Chrome, because I tested it on firefox. :0 I made another, but normie game and it looped on Chrome. :itsover:
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>>409You can even ripoff it, but there's no level editor, only placing objects in specific coordinates in gameplay.js.
№416
I hope the final boss is drumpf
№419
>>4168 more weeks and will do first boss
№421
pretty fun lmao, good job. is there a way to respawn without starting over again though?
№422
>>421Give the link to one of your personal social media accounts
№423
>>421Not yet, but maybe in 2 more weeks I will make respawning and checkpoints. :0
№425
>>423nice, keep us updated
№426
>>367doesn't feel good to play you should kill chuds in a single hit not multiple or at least add a visual indicator they've been hit
also add a gigachad skin where you eat mice
№427
>>426Idk, I should definitely add sounds. :0 I can add things like testosterone and estrogen pill for transforming into gigachad or trannyjak, both with special powers.
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>>367cute game, was worth the datamine
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>>426also add an easter egg
№434
why are there no colorjaks or deformedjaks
№435
now beat the game maskless without firing a single bullet
№438
>>367add alternative skins (or assists) like wholesomejak, markiplierjak or swedejak tho
№439
HOLY GEM!
№440
Ok this si actually fucking great thank you OP. I'm gonna play it for hours!
№441
Can you put it up on newgrounds so more eople see it thoutg?
№442
Also make it downloadeble on PC pls
№443
>>373>didnt even pass the first level yikes fail
№445
Thinking of making a 'jak card game. It will have 5-6 classes and some spicy mechanics.
Combat
Probably a split between "attack" and "defence" points, possibly lives instead of health so you have to remove all of a 'Jaks lives to kill it. Reducing a 'Jak to 0 attack or defence points possibly destroys them to same way removing all their lives does. If damage exists it probably reduces defence.
Card Types
'Jaks: Basically units from other games.
Actions: Like spells from regular games to account for the fact Jaks are more powerful due to the life mechanics.
Combo: Less powerful than regular actions but can combo with other cards for bonus effect.
Command: Works like regular actions but requires a 'Jak to well initiate the command.
Weapons: Allow your hero to attack Jaks, will probably work like it does in Eternal by giving you "Exoskeleton" which when lost destroys the weapon.
Also in terms of Subtypes there will be "Instants" which can be activated on your opponents turns and possibly "Trapdoors" which can be set on your turn (and possibly your opponents turn) and activate when certain conditions are met.
Mana
Called Soylent Bottles (or just Bottles for short). Also possibly features a Fatigue mechanic which works like Overload from Hearthstone.
Some basic keywords
Mask: Protects a 'Jak from a single Action, Combo or Jak effect before being lost.
Flee: Works like "Deathrattle" effects but adds a copy to your hand without Flee and possibly some other effects. Also doesn't trigger with Last Post.
First Post: What happens when a 'Jak is summoned.
Last Post: What happens when a 'Jak is destroyed.
Devour: Directly destroys an enemy regardless of remaining lives.
Cancel: Like Devour but also Exiles (to prevent graveyard synergies) a 'Jak and stops any Flee or Last Post effects from triggering.
Ban: Acts exactly like counter effects in that it prevents an effect from happening.
As for the classes i got 6 so far...
Thoughers: The thoughjak class, features the most powerful and numerous Devour effects as well as Flee synergy (think does). Also features cards which discard cards and cards which synergise with being discarded.
Bugs: The city dweller/environmentalist class. Features ramp effects and sciencey effects like healing, graveyard synergy and buffing. Also Mask synergy. Possibly features silence type effects to represent deboonkers and cleanse type effects which only get rid of debuffs.
Meds: The dedicated big pharma/fbi class with Weapons synergy, Mask synergy and general law and order type effects. Will probably have more Ban effects.
Tranny: The 2SLGBTQP+ class. Features self harm and Last Post effects, alignment changing HRT effects (and possible silences). Also powerful Ban effects as well as Cancel effects.
Consoomer: The video games/anime/funko pops class. features card generation, the ability to Devour friendly Jaks for bonus effects. Probably features effects when it either destroys a Jak or hits the enemy hero. Definitely features stealing effects which allow you to acquire enemy cards for your own.
Wholesome: The wholesome/reddit class. Features buffing effects as well as synergy with having played multiple cards in a turn and small card generation to enable it. Also probably features Ban effects to represent reddit moderators.
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>>445We should make a platform to store soy games.
№447
>>441>>446soot make soygrounds.com
№448
>>445HeartSoys would be epic, but must have funny descriptions of cards :0
№449
add colorjak boss also swede also cob also jacobson david and nathaniel
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>>449ok but not now I don't want now to do this
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>>445Updates
New Class Schizo/Feral: Consists of asylum patients, deranged animals and religionjaks. Don't know what it does but probably has some sort of "frenzy" keyword. Also can make your hero attack without Weapons.
Deckbuilding Notes
Decks probably consist of 40 cards. May add a sidedeck probably consisting of a max of 6 cards.
There are probably 5 tiers of rarity from most common to least.
-Dust
-Coal
-Soy
-Unsure of what to call this nothing really stands out just don't want Soy to be the second highest tier
-Gem
Rarity affects deckbuilding you can only add 3 copies of a Dust card, 1 copy of a Gem card and 2 copies of any other card to your deck. Gem's are probably named and feature search effects similar to how Legendaries in Hearthstone are searched.
I think Primary Class + Secondary Class would be a good deckbuilding choice. You could only have a certain number of cards from your secondary class and certain cards (labelled "Primary") would only be availible if you chose that class as your primary. Also would probably feature colour exclusive cards which have certain bonus effects if your current deck is exclusively composed of cards of a certain class.
Hero Powers: Will most likely give between 2-3 options for each class for which power you want and restrict you to only chosing powers from your primary class. This is assuming i have them of course.
Class (dunno what to call this other than "Class")
Might feature and RPS system of Warriors, Rogues and Mages with Warriors being strong against Rogues, Rogues being strong against Mages and Mages being strong against Warriors. Might subdivide it into Offensive and Defensive versions which only trigger when attacking and defending against a class their strong against respectively.
Minion Types
I have the following minion types planned.
Animals: For the 'mals functions like Beasts in Hearthstone. Specific to Though, Wholesome, Bugs and Schizo classes.
Moderators: Synergise with Ban effects or effects like them. Specific to Meds, Tranny and Wholesome classes.
Troons: Have conversion type effects which make enemy cards Troons and have the most class specific destroy effects. Specific to the Tranny class.
Female: Refers to explicitly female 'Jaks.
Racialjaks: Refer to 'Jaks of a specific race. Will probably add at least White, Brown, Asian and Black 'Jaks but will possibly subdivide Brown into Latinx, Arab and Indian.
Scions: For story characters, all 'Jaks which belong to this tier are Gems tier.
There will be more Minion Types.
Nas Corner
Thinking of adding special Nas cards in one of the expansions. I have 2 specific Nas's in mind.
Chudjaks: Might offer effects not normally availible to your class but at a cost.
Chads (can't use Gigachads as that's a copyright): Need to be ritual summoned but are generally more powerful than regular cards.
Specific Cards
Neutral (Classless) Cards
Classic Soyjak - (1) Type: Jak
Class: Neutral Rarity: Dust
2/2/1
(A 1 life 'Jak and a solid choice for early decks but probably only the best option in decks which specifically synergise with 1 life cards (not sure if this synergy belongs in Meds (because they seem the most Paladin like) or Consoomer (because hardmode).
Spelldragon - (9) Type: Jak (Dragon)
Class: Neutral Rarity: Gem
First Post: Discover an Action, do this 2 more times.
(Not sure how to stat it but it's First Post makes it a strong card for control decks)
Thougher Cards
Rabid Doe - (4) Type Jak (Female Animal)
Class: Thougher Rarity: Soy
Flee: Gain +2/2 and draw a card but lose 1 Life
Last Post: Devour an enemy 'Jak
3/3/2
(The first Doe card, may also add the Female type since Does are female deer)
The Swarm/The Black One - (8) Type: Action (Shadow)
Class: Thougher Rarity: Soy
Devour all 'Jaks
(Whether i use the "Swarm" thoughjak or the "Black One" thoughjak for this card is debatable)
Thoughomancer - (4) Type: Jak (Scion)
Class: Thougher (Primary) Rarity: Gem
First Post: Discover any Thougher card which didn't start in your deck, you cannot play it this turn
Thoughnus: Costs (1) less and allows you to play the card you Found on the turn you Summoned this 'Jak
3/2/2
(Just like Zephrys the Great from Heartstone except more powerful since i'm not coding a Zephrys the Great into the game. Will probably feature a convenient search menu and will require good knowledge of all the current Thougher cards in the game)
Wholesome Cards
Interracial Friendship - (4) Type: Action
Class: Wholesome Rarity: Soy
Can only be played if you have 2 or more 'Jaks
Take control of an enemy 'Jak which doesn't share a type with any of your current 'Jaks
(Good for zoo decks and all decks use 'Jaks)
Consoomer Cards
Slowburn No Jumps Scares Horror Fan - (4) Type:Instant Action
Class: Consoomer Rarity: Epic (the not sure what to call it tier)
Devour an enemy 'Jak
Prevent any player from using Instants for this turn and the turn after
>>448Not a fan of hearthstone descriptions but i like 'Jaks so will probably add descriptions. Also lore mainly tied to the Scion cards.
Also the game will probably be called Soyduels or some variant of that.
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I'm gonna record my lets play tho
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>>458Not clicking on that sketchy link nibba
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>>459nigga all indie developers use itch.io do you hate indie developers yikes I bet you pirate indie games don't you?
bro it's free just try it vro bruh fr
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>>459>nibba Just say nigga, no one will break down your front door and arrest you mutt
№462
>>461I'm a white subhuman, I can't allow myself to say it, even anonymously.
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>>458FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I wasn't the first soyjak game developer
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>>458But it looks nice. It has even shroomjak music
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>>367Navigating a two-dimensional platform world eating bugs and drinking onionslent while shooting reddit downvotes at chuds is "onions" now? As expected of onionsteens.
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>>459NIGGER
>>460NIGGER
>>461NIGGER
>>462NIGGER
>>463NIGGER
№468
OP will (one day) put actual CP into there and get all of yo asses arrested
'''you have been warned'''
№471
>>468That’s it I’m downloading this right now so I can take a look.
№473
>>472people cook meth there
№475
>>367played it, it's a keyed gem, could be expanded upon with levels or make it some sort of open world with quests and lore and into actual full-game
№476
how do i continue after death without restarting my tab?
№478
>>477I DON'T WANNA RESTART FROM TE START DOE
№479
>>478hard games are gems though, easy games are for nu-male soyboys
№480
>>479but it's annoying to get the mask and collect the bugs over and over again
№481
>>480Honey, you're not autistic enough to post here.
№482
>>481nigga plox fr fr add a checkpoint after the chud zoo
№483
>>482do it but add pussy mod option in the beggining with checkpoints
№486
>>474skakaj w najbardziej lewej części aż do skutku ;)
Tbh I need to fix it. Chudjak with gun shouldn't kill these thoughers so early. I must activate mobs when steered soyjak is near them.
>>476>>477this, but I'll fix it and add checkpoint next week I promise
>>481stop bulling him
>>483Idk if good idea. In normal mode cp will be after chud zoo, maybe I'll add nightmare with less checkpoints and schizophrenic mode with hallucinations popping everywhere and trying to kill basedjak.
№488
>>484Idk, I have never encountered this situation. :/ Try going away from him until he calms and throw INCEL/CHUDCEL/PISSBABY when he's still calm.
№490
>>489You could move chud's corpse to the left and jump on it.
Anyway moving objects is slow as it is one pixel per frame. :/
№491
doe
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klejnot
№493
fug only 6 days left until 2 more weeks deadline and there's no checkpoints xp
№494
>>493after you finish it help on the rpg maker
№495
>>494I don't know rpg maker. ;_; I hope it's also a soyjak game. :0
№496
>>484you need to run it through fast so thoughers tank the shots.
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nig
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>> UPDATERINO <<>> UPDATERINO <<>> UPDATERINO <<https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/I added two CPs. One after chud zoo and second in the end.
Also when you die you can see informatons about what killed you and restart.
№499
I did it after 2 weeks. I am oficially better than drumpf and dr. Ouchie.
№501
fug
Thoughers are nerfed. I'll fix it in next update.
№502
but not now
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THIS GEM IS STILL UP THANKS TO TIME TRAVEL THANK YOU SOOT=
№504
damn i miss this kino game gem
№505
bump
№506
omygy, my thread resurrected!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should make new levels, but I'm lazy. I don't know if I'll do something in nearest time (two weeks).
№507
>>506Its ok King, take care of yourself.
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bump
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bump
№512
someone should move threaderino to /muv/ :c
№513
rewrite the game in C and compile it to WASM now. fps is low as hell
№514
>>513Idk, it has O(n^2) algorithm when checking collisions. It can be speeded up to O(nlog(n)), but I'm lazy.
Also, images are slowing it very much.
Also mobs should be frozen until they appear in the screen. Now the last killer chud with gun is already killing 2-3 thoughers before you enter the show.
№516
Thanks, mod/soot for moving. :)
>>515Archived. It's over. ;_;
№518
>>517Accept for that one guy
№519
>>518he was right the game sucks
№522
Bumo, I made fingerboys week ago, but it's too few to publish a new level. I think I'll use more previous mobs because making new mob takes much time (40 minutes), but I think more will be added. But I promise there won't be too many chudjaks. There should be also more bugs and soylents.
№523
coal
№524
BUMO
>>https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/<<New things:
-2 new "levels", like 1-3 and 1-4 in mario, but a bit hard, 1-4 is boss
-collisions are optimized, so it won't lag that much. Also mobs don't move until they are near the main protagonist
-loading screen
-real mathematics implemented
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>>524Bruh, there's no << at the end of the link. Basically the same 'bsite.
https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app №527
>>526I love your vidya, the psysics are shit but the lore is gem.
btw you know how to code java?
№528
>>527Thonks, I was making flash games when I was a teen and javascript is similar to actionscript used in flash.
I don't really remember how I exactly learned how to code, but my first tutorial was someone who was doing a space shooter in 8 minutes and I copied his code. Then I was making more platformers, shooters, even simple strategies and even stickman gta, but these 2 later were never finished because of too high ambition. The progress slowed down when I discovered 9gag-like websites which drained me of productivity. ;_;
Back to the Java, I learned ifs when I was 11, then whiles when I was 14, then functions at 15. I learned things like inheritance of classes and lambda functions only in the college. xp When I needed something I looked on the internet, but I didn't really like frameworks and learning new things when I have everything needed to make a game.
If it comes to frames and animation there is a recursive function with setTimeout which calls itself every 25ms. Also
all objects are placed in an array where every of them does some action each frame, but only if they are in sight of the main protagonist.
Also, the most important thing from mathematics was analytic geometry because mario goes x when he walks and goes y when he jumps. Idk if something more is needed from math, maybe only computational complexity.
№529
>>527Lol, I misunderstood the question. xp I know this language, but it's more painful than languages which are hyped in these uncertain times. Java has too much old elements and writing programs in it is longer imo. xp I like js because of lack of types even dough the hivemind hates it.
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>>528>>529this part is really hard, but I Will do it
I was asking if you knew java because I know a fren who is coding streaming website in java and he is strugling probraming the bot
№533
>>531Really I have not much time to help. xp Maybe I can only find bugs, not writing code. I have bad memories from college when retards asked me for doing their homework anf then I wasted my precious time for doing something insignificant. xp
>>532I played it yesterday and fingerboys were legit harder than boss. xp
№534
>>533>I have not much time to helpits ok
>fingerboys were legit harder than bossI like it hard, keep it.
also, you should do a reward of beating all the game at once without the mask
№536
get rid of the fingerboy on top of the science guard
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>>533gg
I like the boss, but I dont like how at the end he stops hating kikes
№539
>>537These meds were made by dr SoyBERG. He put one key behind the schizo and another inside him, so everyone who wants to leave this building have to tranquilize his Jew-hating personality.
>>536This fingerboys also tries to attack the science guard, but the science guard is immortal. I must do something with this behavior.
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sovl
№541
soydere dev your game has some serious problems
>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1
>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itself
>you respawn without the mask on
fix these chud
№542
>>541>>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1 Ok, I must make pause and menu with cp selection.
>>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itselfIt coud be worse if fingerboys saw more. :0 But tbh I can delete one fingerboi or make them to not stack into a wall.
>>you respawn without the mask onThe mask is to prevent death from covid. If something else killed you it doesn't matter anymore.
№543
massive gem
№544
actually a massive gem surprised i havent played this yet
№546
make a fingerboy flying level where you fly on fingerboys
№548
please remove "attacks you"
not only is it a forced jak but also unfair as fuck and won't let me get through a section of the game
do something, soydere dev, you fat fuck
№549
could you add a proper save feature?
№550
This project is retired.
№552
>>550big if true and if big share source code
№553
>>552You can copy source code (it's not obfuscated) and
>>550 is not me.
But next levels can be in matter of months (more realistic deadline than the Fauci's one).
>>547True, I won't "fix" it because I think that strictly linear games are boring cancer and it helps speedrunning. xd
№555
>>548IT IS FUNNY JAK I WILL NOT DELETE HIM. I was thinking about changing behavior of fingerboys, but if they didn't stack you cannot speedrun. I will think about it. xp
>>5498 more weeks :(
№556
Bumo
№557
>>555speaking of speedrunning, someone make a speedrunning.com category for this game
№558
>>557I think I should make url subpaths to old versions in the future because the physics might change.
I hope this speedruning.com don't get scared of chud insults. xp
№560
speedrun guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HceH23Vugpggood time would be less than 3 minutes
№561
>>560I appreciate your skills and I'm happy to see my game on youtube. I am too nervous to do any good speedrun. xp
I didn't know about this shortcut to skip the chud zoo (stream of chuddy insults).
Also during the last update I tried to improve "sight" of all mobs, but then fingerboy part was hardly passable and stream of insults in the chud zoo accelerated me beyond the walls.
№562
bumping this 'catty defining thread
№563
>>562BASED, this post is still a massive gem OP. Would love to see it updated
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>>563Idk, I'm pretty idle now ._. Maybe I'll start making schizo ward in a week or two.
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bumo
№567
Still idle. ._. I'm upset mostly because war broke nearby and also I make some different thing.
№573
this game is a gemerald
№574
bumo
№575
>>574Now I have no drag to end next 'vels. :/
I was thinking about mental hospital in the form of a maze and dr soyberg giving missions to give meds to other schizos, but dr soystein will be terrorizing the hospital and he'll try to tranquilize the main soytagonist.
№577
is this a sobot thread
№578
>>577The guy you mentioned is newfag and underage however, unlike OP
№579
test
№581
Game is gemmy af
I am also stuck at the part with the fingerboys and attacks you
Only suggestion I'd make is to speed up the gravity and movement speed so it's more snappy like a platformer. Right now it feels like it's all happening underwater, very slow and floaty. It would also make the hard parts more satisfying and the irritating parts less irritating.
№582
>>581Idk, I mush improve physics because soyjak is touching ground every 2 frames and he's floating 1 pixel on the other frames.
№583
>>582blessed gemerald you have made kind stranger
please continue updating it, this game could be enjoyed by the 4chanlets if it is completed
№584
>>582Is that an issue for some reason I don't understand? I just think it would be nice if you increased the fall rate and movement speed a bit
№585
neat thanks is there a nwjs version? i want to put this in my VM
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>>583I think that at most 25% of game would be completed (and I'm very lazy since February 2022). This joooooos schizo was just 1-4 boss. I think that I'd have to program this game for ~10 days to fully complete it. Making new mobs and powerups is the hardest.
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>>587you have done great work my friend
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>>367did a speedrun
>>560i didn't see this lol
№590
it might be possible to get three or four fingerboys near the checkpoint and get into the last room from behind, but it might not save time and i don't know if it would even count as beating the game
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>>589Bruh, I really wanted to make finish in the not-easter-egg ;_;
№593
>>586its basically a minature stripped down self contained browser used to port html5 games to windows (or linux)
alot of my cracked indies are based of this game engine (it also works seamlessly on vbox)
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>>593There is not yet, but you can download the website (it is 100% static) and try to make browser version. :o It's hosted on some free hosting similar to github pages.
№595
>>592hey, its been a while since I played your game
and it was not bad... but I recently learned how to work with godot game engine and I will make a game 10 times better
№596
>>595Is godot good in making platform games? :o Is it easy to animate like flash (I am flash orphan though)?
I made this game in vanilla js because I wanted it to be optimized. :d
№597
saving, but I'm still lazy
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Up
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>>602Yes. I want to make somw other game which I started in 2013. xD
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bump
№605
I enjoy this game way more than I should
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Up
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bumo
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m
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thx for 'mo
I started making schizo ward yesterday, but I have run out of ideas
you can give me some advice what to add
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>>612Idk, I can give a screen today.
Basically there is a hospital of schizos with n floors.
I made doors which make soyak go to different "dimensions". Idk how to describe it, but it was also in fancy pants flash game.
I made some regular schizo mobs and they scream some schizo sentences like "I WILL NOT EAT POISONED SOUP" and they affect your HP. They cannot be neutralized by downvotes, but I plan to add throwing meds, but these meds are hidden somewhere in hospital.
I am also planning to make bosses. I am kinda waiting for ideas because I'm scared that I'll come up with somd coally.
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Gem
№633
>there was no soyjak game...
there was some however
№650
soydere dev here
>>615fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm lazy again
№660
i like how it adds thrembo
№661
>>650if you die you lose your mask which softlocks you fix it you chudcel
№662
soydere dev here
>>661it's your fault for being such a bad player to die from chuds and schizo monsters like fingerboys
№663
>>662Thank you for making this gem
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uo
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uo
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>>367awesome game, very nice
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Is this game safe to play or what
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>>3028It's worth the datamining
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Is it still being updated by sodere dev???
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>>3037I'm playing soycraft or ending my free hoi4 replacement I've been doing for 9 years. :c
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>>3037Currently I have very low will and too few ideas how to make this schizo hospital. :0
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up
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>>367https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.zipfor running it locally, download and unzip this, and run it with
your-web-browser-command index.html, e.g.
firefox index.htmli also mirrored it on my server in case it ever goes down, slows down, etc...
https://cia.govt.hu/soygame №5199
>>367since you redistribute it with the source code and dont specify a license i'll shamelessly slap AGPL on top of it, thank you goodsir
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>>367>>5199i slapped AGPL on top of it now
https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.tar.gzfeel free to just copypaste it for yourself, you dont want companies to steal your crappy non-GPL'd JudaScript code and use it to spy on people... right?
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is a gem
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>>5197>>5207gem
t. soydere dev
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bumo
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up
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I recorded my gameplay some time ago
No comentary
https://youtu.be/Tw1-2MvgPj8Comentary
https://youtu.be/vNnTCQwd_BY>>589Can I upload it to youtube?
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>>7292every chud has right to do this doe :0
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Bvmo altohough I am making some different game
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sooty soot thread
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.
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UP
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uprald
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This games so ass the checkpoints do NOTHING you dont spawn with a mask
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Sell it in retail
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Ip grabber
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>>14023tsmt, how am I supposed to get past the fingerboy forest without the mask?
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