Can I get an S? (S!)
And if you hit me with the H-A-R-T-Y
Then you would see why
The 'rty's here for y'all
The catalog is calling us all in
So chuds start up your 'puters
Set off the queers
Open the 'ru and post 'jaks with the mega ears
Close the bunker right now, make the troons ack
Because the Sharty is now finally back
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