/soy/ - Soyjaks

Can I get an S? (S!)
And if you hit me with the H-A-R-T-Y
Then you would see why
The 'rty's here for y'all
The catalog is calling us all in
So chuds start up your 'puters
Set off the queers
Open the 'ru and post 'jaks with the mega ears
Close the bunker right now, make the troons ack
Because the Sharty is now finally back
W-W-A-B-A-G? (Who will always be a gem?)
We like to make the threads at the jarty
But all NAS and no gem makes us crazy
So, we jump in the heckin' sharty
Post the gems and sew your ears on
Replace the coal from the 4cuck's 'log
And sooner than you know
You've found the sooty soot's show
At the Sizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
We're in the catalog
Making the jannies mald
We like to break the coal
Welcome to Sharty Hall
(Who's to blame?)
The glistening diamonds, I proclaim
Soyjak is the original
Who started everything in this hall
Cob the rock-hard gem we adore
(Are my posts too coal?)
No, 'jak it up more!
Now Imp is in and he's here to sin
He's knocking down Norway for the Swedish win
Send home Feraljak, Chud's got keys
To unlock the locked in the act, if you please
Now show off your face
Give Gape the ace
And party in the sharty all over the place
We're in the catalog
Making the jannies mald
We like to break the coal
Welcome to Sharty Hall
We're in the catalog
Making the jannies mald
We like to break the coal
Welcome to Sharty Hall
Can I get an Ack (ACK!)
Back up the 'jak
And we'll show gems just like Smugquack
Posting gems you like to see
And the jannies start to seethe
Then we'll be dusting off the 'jart
Gemming up the 'shart
Revealing that the 'rtys the place that aims to please
With incomprehensible 'jak varieties
The schizo meds so ingestable
The unreliable soylent's consumable
Like I might rap like 6ixThrembo though
Make the trannies seethe in the incel board though
You didn't think we had the gall
Well chuddie welcome to Sharty Hall!
We're cacophonic
We're schizophrenic
We're fucking with the jannies, trannies and coalies
A huge fixation
A chaotic distraction
Get a gemmy from the 'ru for the 'shart
(Cob!)
Hear ye, don't you see
We're just an aboriginal meme
We're not quite alright
But we're gems found in the mine
We think we're posting every 'jak
But we'd love to give you all the gems
(Woo!)
We're in the catalog
Making the jannies mald
We like to break the coal
Welcome to Sharty Hall
We think we're posting every 'jak
But we'd love to give you all the gems
We think we're posting every 'jak
But we'd love to give you all the gems
We think we're posting every 'jak
But we'd love to give you all the gems