Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game......until now!You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with u

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!!!OMG SOY MARIO!!! soydere dev 11/17/21 (Wed) 23:03:23 №367 [View All]

Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...

...until now!

You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!

>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<

Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.

The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.

!!!DISCLAIMER!!!

Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.

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Chud 09/04/22 (Sun) 04:02:34 №598

>>597
gemmy game

soydere dev 09/04/22 (Sun) 13:46:40 №599

>>598
thx

Chud 09/29/22 (Thu) 22:04:54 №600

Up

Chud 09/29/22 (Thu) 22:10:36 №601

>>600
why doe

Chud 09/29/22 (Thu) 22:11:50 №602

>>599
you still alive

Chud 10/05/22 (Wed) 10:27:31 №603

>>602
Yes. I want to make somw other game which I started in 2013. xD

Chud 10/24/22 (Mon) 12:18:02 №604

bump

Chud 10/24/22 (Mon) 12:23:28 №605

I enjoy this game way more than I should

Chud 11/11/22 (Fri) 18:54:20 №606

Up

Chud 11/13/22 (Sun) 11:08:18 №607

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Pure coal. Fingerboy section especially, you can't even jump on top of them to progress. Otherwise you get gunned down by le soyence guard.

Chud 12/26/22 (Mon) 12:52:20 №608

bumo

Chud 12/26/22 (Mon) 23:54:28 №609

m

soydere dev 12/28/22 (Wed) 00:15:43 №610

thx for 'mo
I started making schizo ward yesterday, but I have run out of ideas
you can give me some advice what to add

Chud 12/29/22 (Thu) 01:37:57 №611

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amazing game, reminds me of the early sharty/late kway gems
add a sproke factory next, with dr. Soystein doing an inspection as the boss

Chud 12/29/22 (Thu) 07:50:02 №612

>>610
Real?

soydere dev 12/29/22 (Thu) 12:45:57 №613

>>612
Idk, I can give a screen today.
Basically there is a hospital of schizos with n floors.
I made doors which make soyak go to different "dimensions". Idk how to describe it, but it was also in fancy pants flash game.
I made some regular schizo mobs and they scream some schizo sentences like "I WILL NOT EAT POISONED SOUP" and they affect your HP. They cannot be neutralized by downvotes, but I plan to add throwing meds, but these meds are hidden somewhere in hospital.
I am also planning to make bosses. I am kinda waiting for ideas because I'm scared that I'll come up with somd coally.

Chud 12/29/22 (Thu) 13:45:49 №614

>>613
'm

soydere dev 12/29/22 (Thu) 17:51:46 №615

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some 'eaks

Chud 12/30/22 (Fri) 14:04:36 №616

>>613
Welcome back

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 00:55:21 №620

Gem

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 03:58:15 №633

>there was no soyjak game...
there was some however

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 03:59:35 №634

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>>367
>>370
live aryan

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 11:47:03 №650

soydere dev here

>>615
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm lazy again

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 12:59:36 №660

i like how it adds thrembo

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 13:09:18 №661

>>650
if you die you lose your mask which softlocks you fix it you chudcel

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 13:42:25 №662

soydere dev here

>>661
it's your fault for being such a bad player to die from chuds and schizo monsters like fingerboys

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 13:55:00 №663

>>662
Thank you for making this gem

Chud 01/28/23 (Sat) 14:01:58 №667

>>663
thanks ('v')b

Chud 01/31/23 (Tue) 14:56:35 №905

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>>367
top kek, instant gem

Chud 03/07/23 (Tue) 16:57:47 №2152

uo

Chud 04/02/23 (Sun) 23:12:39 №3018

uo

Chud 04/03/23 (Mon) 08:35:53 №3023

>>367
awesome game, very nice

Chud 04/03/23 (Mon) 15:32:45 №3028

Is this game safe to play or what

Chud 04/03/23 (Mon) 19:45:49 №3034

>>3028
It's worth the datamining

Chud 04/03/23 (Mon) 22:55:10 №3037

Is it still being updated by sodere dev???

Chud 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:10:39 №3078

>>3037
I'm playing soycraft or ending my free hoi4 replacement I've been doing for 9 years. :c

Chud 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:11:32 №3079

>>3037
Currently I have very low will and too few ideas how to make this schizo hospital. :0

Chud 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:22:47 №5196

up

Chud 05/28/23 (Sun) 02:05:08 №5197

>>367
https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.zip
for running it locally, download and unzip this, and run it with your-web-browser-command index.html, e.g. firefox index.html
i also mirrored it on my server in case it ever goes down, slows down, etc...
https://cia.govt.hu/soygame

Chud 05/28/23 (Sun) 02:09:29 №5199

>>367
since you redistribute it with the source code and dont specify a license i'll shamelessly slap AGPL on top of it, thank you goodsir

Chud 05/28/23 (Sun) 05:20:51 №5207

>>367
>>5199
i slapped AGPL on top of it now
https://cia.govt.hu/datamining/soygame.tar.gz
feel free to just copypaste it for yourself, you dont want companies to steal your crappy non-GPL'd JudaScript code and use it to spy on people... right?

Chud 05/28/23 (Sun) 17:47:59 №5229

is a gem

Chud 06/01/23 (Thu) 00:14:30 №5467

>>5197
>>5207
gem
t. soydere dev

Chud 06/20/23 (Tue) 07:36:20 №6404

bumo

Chud 06/25/23 (Sun) 17:27:21 №6752

up

Chud 06/30/23 (Fri) 11:53:02 №7251

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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV FIX THIS RIGHT NOW

Chud 06/30/23 (Fri) 21:31:33 №7292

I recorded my gameplay some time ago
No comentary
https://youtu.be/Tw1-2MvgPj8
Comentary
https://youtu.be/vNnTCQwd_BY
>>589
Can I upload it to youtube?

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 05:52:19 №7313

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Uncontested

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 14:52:27 №7334

>>7313
chuds lost

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 22:49:02 №7372

>>7292
every chud has right to do this doe :0