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 5636

a distant relative of mine, who used to be an engineer at IBM, quit his job and is now living in a van.
what are the chances he browses /g/ and fell for the fastman meme?

 5637

45% chance

 5642

>>5636
>top tier computer engineer quit his job at top tier tech company and started living in a van
schizo gem, he actually knew what he was doing and knew that they backdoor everything now so i assume he got tired of it and now lives in a van with an old thinkpad
i'd say 75%

 5643

Imagine throwing you career away for a fucking 4chan meme geg. That's like those white fags who transition "for the BNWO"

 5786

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>>5636
Give them a hug and a spare guest room if you've got one and make sure they don't go down like our boi Terry A Davis. Maybe he left for the same reason there are so many Ex-Facebook and Ex-Google employees, they became disgusted when they learned how the sausage is made.

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 5793

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>>5792
He/him/Xhe/xer/it/that whatever, family is still family even if they troon out. That said I hope they didn't troon out but given OP describes them as living le van life I don't think they've gone down that rabbit hole since being a van nomad tends to be more of a masculine thing.
And if anything OP's cousin would probably earn a big raise if they stayed while taking the 'pink pill', we're talking about IBM after all and American big tech has that reputation for a reason.

 5795

>>5793
if he troons out he would suicide very soon.
also fuck off tranime faggot

 5800

>>5642
>They backdoor everything
Surely you're not talking about IBM, right? They have no share in the consumer market anymore. Pretty sure the Wii U was the last consumer grade device to use an IBM processor.

 5815

>>5800
POWER9, and half of my hardware i use every day is made by IBM
IBM is actually the least evil big tech company i have ever seen, and that says something.
they rather sold their thinkpad brand to lenovo than being forced to put intel ME backdoors into them

 5821

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I know only 2 things about IBM although it's probably some outsourced bureaucratic kolkhoz in Poland:
-they don't pay interns and that's why it's called Murzynownia (Murzyn means both Negro and someone who's working for free)
-there was some Romanian working in it who was fired (he had some bad things written about him in his certificate of employment, so his chances of a new employment in corporations have lowered) and then he started spamming wykop.pl with gemmy blacmail spam posts like picrel. The biggest social website in Poland added phone verification specifically to counter this Romanian, but the ancestor of Traian became victorious

 5829

>>5821
holy fucking gem

 5831

>>5821
glinterald

 6064

>>5815
Any CPU's in the PowerISA are enterprise solutions, not consoomer grade tech. You won't see their servers featured in the latest Linus Grifter Tips video.

 6070

>>6064
midrange systems



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