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DUDE i just LOVE the smoke and smell of cigarettes, it’s so COOL and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite FILMS. you should totally come on down to my smoking room, it’s got GOLDEN ashtrays and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy marlboro or three and get crazy watching some anime on crunchyroll! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go SMOKE. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our CIGS. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SMOKE this american spirit and pop open another one!!!