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 641

If you own a mobile phone you are a normalfag who can't bare going any length of time without gossipping with your friends or playing candycrush or whatever phoneniggers do. Yes even so-called "dumb phones" datamine the shit out of you in the cell towers, this is all public knowledge btw. Long live the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism.

 642

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 643

he looks pretty nutty

 644

didnt read allat but the gif made me lol so bump

 648

i only ever use my phone to load a podcast or some video about history while im cooking.

but yea most people don't even realize phones track you even when they are off. It's the governments wet dream, a couple decades ago they planned to put RFID chips into every person (like under their skin), but when smartphones became a thing they realized people are so retarded they will just consensually carry around a tracking device everywhere they go.

 687

>Yes even so-called "dumb phones"
lol lifeless faggot alert
i need a phone because unlike you i have a life
i need to receive OTP messages because i have a job and a bank account and i need to call people once in a while

 736

>>642
nice selfie.
>>643
pretty nuts.

 750

>>687
Fucking cope.

 754

czarnuchu jestem orzechy

 916

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>>687
>Umm I really need to call people, because… I just do, ok!?

 918

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>Nooooooooo, ur a literal Troon for using a phone... why?...
>IT'Z JUST IS CHUD, JUST TRUST ON THE BASEMENT-DWELLERS LIKE ME

 925

>>641
>phone is le bad because even though gossip existed befor hand…its le bad cause candycrush or something…cause it just is?? smae thing with muh outdated ideology…i fucking love science…

 937

holy shining gemerald

 1537

this is like a 14 year old redditor debunks Christianity post

 2233

bum

 3074

gemmy

 3081

Nigga That's Nuts

 3082

Nigga That's Nuts1

 3083

Nigga That's Nuts2

 3084

Nigga That's Nuts3

 3085

Nigga That's Fucking Nuts

 3187

nègre ce sont noix

 3216

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I have a dumb phone but it's just because my mother is paranoid and wants to constantly call me to check if I'm OK, and I also need it for some school stuff, but otherwise I don't really use it.

 3218

Are there any good sharty-approved dumbphones out there??

 3231

>>3218
Just avoid the Kai OS ones (the ones with Jewgle apps ,etc)

 3241

Jokes on you faggot i dont renew my phone plan

 3255

Nigga That's Nuts

 3258

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Duly noted, sire.

 3319

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>>641
literally this
>>3216
get a thinkpad and libreboot it, then beat your mom with it to show her that you are big and strong, so she doesn't have to worry about you anymore

 5549

on jah



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