I, SISSYTWINKxas, JOBBER of the States humbly kneel to:
California-sama, greatest of all states and my master
Mexico-sama, my one and only true love and other master. Who's violent anal artillery bombardments in the Alamo first awakened my analslut fantasies
Federal Government-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Ulysses S Grant-sama, who my dixie daddy warned me about.
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