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now with no robot
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 №7801[Reply]

this is my girlfriend and i reall y love her

 №7802

turn her into a soyjack

 №7837

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and she lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other threads on this one site and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.

 №7838

song in the background is All The Stars by Kendrick Lamar and SZA

 №7840

NIGGER

 №7864

>i <3 nigger


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 №7860[Reply]

I hate going to work, it's so serious and dull and gray and boring and everyone is so stern. I just want to eat a homemade apple pie made by mum and watch the leaves fall while we laugh at our retarded dog try to hump its own mouth.

 №7861

I fucking hate working

 №7862

>>7860
what are you a fat lazy nigger?

 №7863

>>7862
Noooooo you misunderstand, I am the based gigachud 1488 /sig/ger


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 №4872[Reply]

just fapped AMA
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 №4884

>>4883
>Do you like muscle?
no not really
>Favorite video game?
cs
anyways im going to bed now

 №4885

>>4884
Ok, you're boring anyway, idk why its always averege incels making amas like they have anything cool to say.

 №4886

>>4885
the ama part was mostly a joke bro
but i am happy to answer most questions

 №4915

>>4885
>incels
like you, you obnoxious spic leech homo
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYS
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 №7859

>>4873
Gem


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 №5465[Reply]

>"WOMEN ARE REAL BECAUSE... THEY JUST ARE! OKAY?!?!"
>"YES, I AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO HYPNOSIS, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SUBJECT MATTER?"
>"DUDE, I SWEAR I HAD SEX WITH WOMEN!"
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 №7571

go up

 №7572

RAPE NIGGERS

 №7573

>>5465
test

 №7574

>>7573
fail

 №7857

Old gem go UP


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 №7855[Reply]

A toast to /r9k/

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 №7851[Reply]

thank you kuzzy

 №7854

best board's back 'teens


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 №7853[Reply]

.

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 №7852[Reply]

KUZ REMOVE THIS FUCKING BLOGPOSTING INCEL BOARD NOBODY USES FUCK

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 №7826[Reply]

remove this board
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 №7844

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>>7826

 №7845

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>>7826
>remove this board
Buttercobunicorn Goodman rates this idea big stink/10

 №7846

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what would logfag say to poopjaks?

 №7847

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>>7846
>ACK

 №7848

,


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 №4852[Reply]

My computer got damaged and I had to take it for repair.
What happened is that my hard drive got burned out and they had to replace it, the horrible thing is that I lost all my 'jaks and other reaction pictures.
I lost all my Gems and I no longer have the motivation to continue using SoyjakParty.
It's truly over for me.
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 №7796

Are you still here?

 №7797

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

 №7810

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

 №7842

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

 №7843

>I lost all my Gems and I no longer have the motivation to continue using SoyjakParty.
Good, now lift ze weights


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