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 №6606[Reply]

My porn addiction is getitng worse bros
every night i have half lucid dreams filled with porn but I can only watch. I literally dream of looking at internet porn
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 №6649

I either have dreams of being back in high school and having a second chance to actually go through with asking a girl to be my gf. Or I'll have capeshit dreams where I'm Azrael and superman and batman are trying to kill me.

 №6650

>>6649
söy

 №6655

>>6650
Shit man I just had a dream where I had dbz powers and I could fly and shit. It was awesome.

 №6678

Wholesome thread.
If this were 4cuck this thread would be spammed with porn

 №6770

Bumo


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 №5769[Reply]

this little chink whore has been making me cum buckets with her videos
https://youtube.com/c/LisaNguyen
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 №5776

>>5774
you have to clear cache I think

 №5777

>>5774
Could it be that another 'jakker uses the same IP as you?

 №5778

>>5774
do you live in Eastern europe/the balkans?

 №5779

>>5774
Clear cache dummy

 №6763

bumping


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 №6762[Reply]

>just be a pedofile bro

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 №6760[Reply]

i called a black woman a negress and got peppered

 №6761

>>6760
SAUCE PLEASE


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 №4824[Reply]

If normalfaggots are so smart, why can’t they even treat autism?
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 №4829

>>4827
those are pajeets tho

 №4844

>>4828
I know. Why the heck haven’t the passengers of flight 93 been charged with racism for interfering with diversity?

 №4845

>>4827
>2nd picture
I want to have a relationship like this...

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>>4828

 №6758

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gem


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 №5217[Reply]

HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS
HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳1?/1😱//1😳/1111!!!! Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳😳😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚📚📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!!!!!11 Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳😳????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000000000000 iq moves in their videos..... YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!??!?!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪🤪🤪📚📚📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜😜😜😜😜😜??!?!? such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑😜😜😜💰💰 It can also mean gay 😳😳😳😳

Among us society
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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>>5217
No green arrow therefore you say this and you look like this

 №6754

Yikes


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 №6752[Reply]

We decide if you pass or not.

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 №6746[Reply]

tfw no gf

 №6748

SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX
SOYJAK SEX
SOYJAK SEX
SOYJAK SEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
WE WANT SEX
WE WANT SEX
WIIIIIIITTTTTTHHHHHH
SOYJAK
SOYJAK
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 №4846[Reply]

I last took a shower 19 days ago!
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 №6692

2 days ago I think

 №6693

>>6691
minutes

 №6694

10 minutes ago
before that about a week

 №6696

i wish i could be her pet

 №6747

this morning


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 №6713[Reply]

I'm about to drink McDonald's lemonade
wish me luck

 №6714

Is that a Rage-Inducing Professional Killstreak Jarate

 №6715

Looks like a soylent bottle with the sticker taken off

 №6716

Looks like piss


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