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 №4932[Reply]

>tfw 5'11.5
bottoming for men can't be that bad.....
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 №7290

tfw 5'11 but 7.5 inches

 №7296

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I'm 5'6, a total top, and men beg me to violate them

 №7297

>>6755
lol that dude in a dress absolutely mangled that woman in a jumpsuit

 №7328

If you are reading this post all niggers will live within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 20 other threads. I'm so, so sorry, please forgive me.

 №7329

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>>7328
>And by all niggers I MEAN ALL NIGGERS
>Every single one that has ever lived or died in all of time
>Mfw niggerrapture happens


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 №6576Locked[Reply]

that video disguised as a swedejak video has fucked me up for life dude. it’s so disgusting. who was that man? are they in jail now, rotting forever? does anyone know the story? god i want to fucking throw up man. i’ve never seen something so horrific. i don’t know if i can stay here any longer man. i never want to see something like that for as long as i live.
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 №7319

>>7317
it says (You) next to them

 №7320

>>6724
:>

 №7321

>>6576
>>6577
That's the real world man. Remember that two jews—Epstein and Maxwell—did this to uncountable numbers of young girls on behalf of the most powerful people in the west, and their trials didn't reveal a single thing of actual import. Certainly that mossad-linked network is still operational today.

 №7322

>>7321
Oh, and I forgot Les Wexner. Wonder if he's jewish oh of fucking course he is lol

 №7849

Moved to >>>/soy/930051.


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 №7288[Reply]

'teens should look after 'teens. Post your questions about life and try your best to provide advice to others when they need it. Let this be a place for making sure that 'teens are happy, healthy, and on the right track. Topics may include, but aren't limited to:
>Educational Advice
>Resume Reviews
>Emotional Support
>Financial Advice
>Body Building
>Proper Dieting
>Networking Advice

Lets see if this goes well and see if we can have a constructive thread on the sharty's r9k.

 №7289

i am the coal man

 №7315

>Educational Advice
Study whatever the fuck you want as long as it either gives you a certification
>Resume Reviews
Copy paste'em from normies linkedln
>Emotional Support
Get a pet
>Financial Advice
Don't marry with spics
>Body Building
Every day a different muscle group
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 №7294[Reply]

Soyjaking isn't enough anymore I am thinking about being obnoxious for fun in real life. I want to pretend to be a crypto bro type character and tell people retarded shit like my boss said I'm going to be the next Jeffery Epstien.

 №7308

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Be do it to a cartel so they kidnap you and we are free from your faggotry

 №7309

>>7308
Why are you obsessed with some random Mexican?

 №7314

>>7294
replicate what frank hassle does on his vids and film it, that would be pretty funny I think


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 №7250[Reply]

I think I might actually be trans
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 №7273

>>7250
>>7251
Why would you want to be a girl,it doesn't solve any problems and doesn't give you any advantage.

 №7276

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>>7250
You aren't, it's not real. It's some fad they made up like a few years ago. Just be normal

 №7277

>>7271
incel pseud
>>7273
chad intellectual

 №7279

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>>7277

 №7280

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>>7277


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 №7198[Reply]

>he just came out

 №7264

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mmm sex with sexy police lady mmm


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 №7253[Reply]

my hens got killed by a marten, no more eggs

 №7254

What the fuck is a hen

 №7255

>>7254
3 letters so something like a gem

 №7256

>>7254
nigger

 №7257

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how do you get killed by this?

 №7258

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>>7253
its just part of the trade my friend. what got you into keeping cocks anyway?


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 №7249[Reply]

It feels like watching people driving on buses...
... and I watch them go places while I'm stuck at the bus stop. Everyone seems to have a ticket and be going places, but I don't. I don't know where to get a ticket, I don't know where I want to go.

I hear different ideas from some that change busses on my stop, they tell me stories from their journeys and who they've met and what's their next stop, and I listen and nod, but it sounds so fake. "And where did you get your ticket?", "I don't know, I just have it! You should too". But I don't.

I try to get on some bus anyway but feel uneasy. I don't have a ticket after all. I feel like I'm an intruder, I don't belong on this bus and the direction I'm heading doesn't feel right, no matter which I choose. I might try to fit in with the rest of the passengers but eventually I'm either caught riding without a ticket or decide the pretending and stress is too much.

So I get off at the next stop. And I sit on the bench and watch the busses go and the sun set.

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 №6948[Reply]

feels thread
anyone?
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 №6952

>DURR TWO SOYJAKS HURR THE ONE YOU LE FEED I'M SO HECKING DEEP HURR DURR IT'S OK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE A GIRL HURRRRR DURRR HURRRR
fuck you. legitimately just FUCK YOU. you specifically are a fucking cancer on this website and when you get jumped and raped by a feral pack of niggers i won't shed a fucking tear. this goes BEYOND the internet, you're just such a piece of fucking shit i can't fathom sharing a site with you. fuck your posts and fuck you for killing the party like the trannyfaggot spic room temprature iq subhuman you are. go rape some more children you disgusting pedotranny incel and never come here again or so help me god i will forcefully destroy your physical abillity to make posts online without help, but i'd rather put you in that pathetic state rather then killing you because you deserve it you humanoid germ. fuck you.

 №6953

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

 №6963

>>6948
I have a urge to shitpost and act like a schizo.

 №6964

>>6963
I thought I was the only one.

 №7248

>>6952
based asf


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 №7245[Reply]

Why are there so many TERFs in the japan?

 №7246

because she does not speak for the dead


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