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Chud 07/02/23 (Sun) 00:10:03 №7382 [Reply]

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gemmy way to troll cucktroons

Chud 07/02/23 (Sun) 00:47:42 №7383

marge

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!!!OMG SOY MARIO!!! soydere dev 11/17/21 (Wed) 23:03:23 №367 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...

...until now!

You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!

>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<

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Chud 06/30/23 (Fri) 11:53:02 №7251

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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV FIX THIS RIGHT NOW

Chud 06/30/23 (Fri) 21:31:33 №7292

I recorded my gameplay some time ago
No comentary
https://youtu.be/Tw1-2MvgPj8
Comentary
https://youtu.be/vNnTCQwd_BY
>>589
Can I upload it to youtube?

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 05:52:19 №7313

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Uncontested

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 14:52:27 №7334

>>7313
chuds lost

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 22:49:02 №7372

>>7292
every chud has right to do this doe :0

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Propietary Software Thread Chud 06/29/23 (Thu) 07:11:28 №7180 [Reply]

Post your favorite proprietary software.

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Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 13:15:28 №7328

Vegas Pro 14

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 16:33:19 №7346

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microsoft windows!

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 19:52:20 №7361

>>7346
>hi everyone. This is Steve Carroll, the dev manager for the Visual C++ team.

>Tl;dr: thanks folks for the feedback. Our team will be removing this from our static libs in Update 3.

>Our intent was benign – our desire was to build a framework that will help investigate performance problems and improve the quality of our optimizer should we get any reports of slowdowns or endemic perf problems in the field.

>We apologize for raising the suspicion levels even further by not including the CRT source, this was just an oversight on our part. Despite that, some of you already investigated how this mechanism works in nice detail. As you have already called out, what the code does is trigger an ETW event which, when it’s turned on, will emit timestamps and module loads events. The event data can only be interpreted if a customer gives us symbol information (i.e. PDBs) so this data is only applicable to customers that are actively seeking help from us and are willing to share these PDBs as part of their investigation. We haven’t actually gone through this full exercise with any customers to date though, and we are so far relying on our established approaches to investigate and address potential problems instead.

>We plan to remove these events in Update 3. In the meantime, to remove this dependency in Update 2, you should add notelemetry.obj to your linker command line. If you’re generally concerned about phone-home scenarios, more information about how to configuring Windows 10 appropriately to your needs can be found here: https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/itpro/windows/manage/configure-windows-10-devices-to-stop-data-flow-to-microsoft%23bkmk-priv-feedback
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Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 20:12:46 №7363

>>7361
GEG I still remember the spergouts /g/ had over this back then

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 20:17:14 №7364

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>>7346
IDA is a great piece of proprietary software for reverse engineering!

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Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 19:15:28 №7356 [Reply]

You are all witnessing the death of Twitter

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 19:16:22 №7357

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It's not a bad thing thoughbelt

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Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 07:04:30 №7320 [Reply]

Is PHP still worth learning in 2023?

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Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 15:31:47 №7338

>>7336
>in that they are old, antiquated and clunky languages
no it isnt, you're thinking of PHP4
>and its only use is in webdev
>You'd still be part of a relative minority
webdev is all that's left of the software industry lmao, hardly a "minority"

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 15:56:20 №7342

>>7338
I was thinking of 6. PHP8 is not as bad for what it does but still ass compared to a real programming language. PHP doesnt die because its already there, not because its any good.
>webdev is all that's left of the software industry
mongoloid

>>7337
Learn a general purpose language first before going into DSLs. Do python or C++. Ideally C++.

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 16:08:42 №7343

>>7342
>PHP8 is not as bad for what it does but still ass compared to a real programming language
lol, such as?
>>webdev is all that's left of the software industry
>mongoloid
factual

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 16:43:11 №7348

>>7343
>such as?
Manually typing 0s and 1s on notepad.exe (like vim but good)
>webdev
99% of the software you're using right now to shitpost is not webdev

Chud 07/01/23 (Sat) 18:26:27 №7355

>>7320
PHP is very good for webstuff, which is also where all the jobs are. It's also the language of wordpress, which for all its many flaws, is very popular and a source of easy money.

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