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Chud 07/21/23 (Fri) 23:34:55 №9236 [Reply]

My wife Libbie who I love so much.

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 03:27:05 №9850

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>>9846
>You Will Never Be A Real Mas-AAAACK
https://github.com/calebj/LibbieOffice

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 15:11:41 №9939

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>>9850
Whoa!

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 15:12:39 №9940

>>9850
>she is real to me

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 15:14:55 №9941

>>9847
You do NOT have 65 libbies

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 22:28:12 №10019

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>>9941
i have 178 libbies

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 22:03:47 №10011 [Reply]

what is point of changing /tech/ to /sci/ if all the posts are gonna be about tech shit anyway?

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 18:25:09 №9952 [Reply]

What do you know about COBOL
What are your thoughts on COBOL

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 18:34:18 №9955

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>.COB

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 19:21:06 №9964

>>9954
Its even object oriented now

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 20:14:18 №9973

>>9964
and thats how you know its dogwater

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 21:23:32 №10006

>>9964
same with fortran90

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 21:29:48 №10008

>What do you know about COBOL
i know its very used in the banking sector to this day since they understandably dont want to migrate decades worth of work, but not much besides that

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 06:04:09 №9857 [Reply]

??

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 06:58:25 №9864

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 07:06:09 №9865

>>9864
just realised the answer is actually 24 because the RHS becomes 0-1(-1(24)) and not 0-1(24)

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 09:08:47 №9875

i use this all the time in my daily life

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 09:33:41 №9876

I hate integrating by parts

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 18:29:06 №9953

>>9876
It's actually kind of elegant.

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 17:57:04 №9949 [Reply]

>https://github.com/calebj/LibbieOffice/

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computer audio doesnt work Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 12:23:47 №9921 [Reply]

'jakkers my computers internal speaker wont connect to my computer how fix

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 12:30:46 №9922

hit it with a hammer

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 12:50:20 №9925

>>9921
uninstall kikewire or pulseaudio, and go back to alsa
did it work before?
what was the last thing you did before it broke, did you do updates or some shit?
do you use a meme OS like debian or anything debian based?
then go install gentoo.

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 17:27:18 №9948

Eleutheromaniac

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Chud 06/27/23 (Tue) 00:43:51 №7015 [Reply]

stop using this slow piece of shit you fucking cocksucking fucking faggots, literally every single program i try to run written in this shit language is a laggy bloated piece of fucking ass shit, need a scripting language for addons? use fucking LUA you fucking COCK SUCKING HOMO NIGGER FAGGOTS

and yes everyone that uses this piece of shit is a fucking tranny too stupid and lazy to use something competent like C, need a fucking scripting language for addons? USE FUCKING LUA you COCKSUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT

pic nigger.png related, the fucking nerve of pyniggers calling their shit fast, everyone that uses python is a tranny faggot because trannies hate having standards because they're commie faggots that want everyone to stay in the crab bucket and be shit just like them

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 02:39:25 №9845

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>>9840
>pytroon doesn't even work WITH an operating system, and you're telling me it works without one?
yes
>x86 assembly
eax cuck gets fucked by rax CHADS
don't even get me started on push dICKword
>literally every program that actually matters is written in C.
>even doe emacs is written in lisp

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 08:40:13 №9873

>>9845
>emacs is written in lisp
Self own emacs is a pure C core with lisp extensions.

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 11:09:07 №9894

>>9845
>EFI
>pytroon
why does garbage software always get combined into something even more shit?
>>9873
KEEEEK this is the average pytroon users knowledge about computers
name one program that isnt just an emacs extension, matters, and is written in lisp.

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 13:19:16 №9928

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>>9894
>KEEEEK this is the average pytroon users knowledge about computers
>name one program that isnt just an emacs extension, matters, and is written in lisp.
symbolics lisp machines
>matters
who cares, the would have been so much better if unixtroons didn't win, rob pike is literally a Mac User now

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 17:08:08 №9947

>>7015
C++GODs mog PyCucks

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Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 02:57:19 №9350 [Reply]

I can't fuckin stand that parabola linux attention whore costantly avatar fagging both on /soy/ and /tech/

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Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 17:45:48 №9446

>gets triggered by the most easily triggered freetard in the world
lol lmao even

Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 22:44:35 №9479

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>>9427
>don't avatarfag please it's cancer :D
sure thing sooty soot, not going to neofetch next time.
(also it is funny that I am the only one using dragonfly on this board)
>>9434
think of a better 3 letter name, the word "BSD" sucks as it can't be spelled, the dragonfly mascot "fred" consists of 4 letters which disqualifies it as a hostname.
>>9437
>>BSD
>cuckold
from jehanneOS, an operating system which is trying to make plan9 compile with gcc in order to honor Richard Stallman and the GNU project
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Chud 07/23/23 (Sun) 22:55:52 №9480

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>>9479
BSD is a cuck operating system

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 13:36:08 №9931

>>9350
Apparently she is a 12 years old girl (probably larp)

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 14:00:49 №9932

>>9931
>probably
Of course it's a larp you retard

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 08:23:00 №9868 [Reply]

>Installing Arch felt like playing Dark Souls, when I got an error the USB would lose connection with my hard drive and I'd have to reboot and try again, like I was spawning at a bonfire and facing the same enemies to the point I could eventually speedrun them
>At some reboots it saved some partition settings so I unlocked shortcuts, lol

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 11:50:39 №9920

>>9868
where is this from, is this some new shit a mainstream jewtuber said when he was too retarded to run pacstrap on his broken usb line?

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 12:31:24 №9923

>>9920
a /g/ thread

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 12:48:59 №9924

>>9920
what should i expect from nig/g/ers

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Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 05:17:02 №9855 [Reply]

>Installing Arch felt like playing Dark Souls, when I got an error the USB would lose connection with my hard drive and I'd have to reboot and try again, like I was spawning at a bonfire and facing the same enemies to the point I could eventually speedrun them
>At some reboots it saved some partition settings so I unlocked shortcuts, lol

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 05:19:04 №9856

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>oh my science this is just like my heckin vidyaerino!!

Chud 07/26/23 (Wed) 08:26:31 №9869

I didnt see this post until after i made mine i have to kms now

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>archlinux